The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 36 premieres Sunday September 29, 2024 at 8PM Eastern.

• S36E01 - "Bart's Birthday" - September 29, 2024
• S36E02 - "The Yellow Lotus" - October 6, 2024
• S36E03 - "Desperately Seeking Lisa" - October 20, 2024
• S36E04 - "Shoddy Heat" - October 27, 2024
• S36E05 - "Treehouse Of Horror XXXV" - November 3, 2024
• S36E06 - "Women in Shorts" - November 10, 2024
• S36E07 - "Treehouse Of Horror Presents: Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes" - November 24, 2024

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• This season will feature two Halloween episodes, the traditional Treehouse of Horror episode and a second Treehouse of Horror episode is also planned titled "Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes".
• In addition to airing normally 4 episodes will air exclusively on Disney+, the first of which will be a double length Christmas episode. ---

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Please do not points.

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I was the points kid.

I can't take his points, I can't print my own points, I have to guess the episode for points, why don't I just lay down and die.

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Maybe you're points. Maybe you're points.

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Points for me.

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Points dismissed.

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Please, please, please. Points!

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♪ What's new, points cat? ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

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Look at those points fly!

You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try.

Points for some, miniature American flags for others!

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Americans: 1 point for voting. Everyone else: 1 point next time you vote.

Just promise me you won't vote for Lenny.

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Lousy points jams.

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Hey, Points, I need to leave early.

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Hit him points! You too points!

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You never cease to amaze me, points.

The points are evil, evil I tells ya!

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1 point for good impressions.

2 points for bad impressions.

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All things are about points, Homer.

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Hey, we're making enough points, right?

Bonus points for visiting relatives in Annapolis, Maryland

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♪ Points, I got points. ♪

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You got yourself a point.

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Homer, uh, points is on the house.

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Points points points poin poin poin

In the garden of Eden honey, don't you know that I want points.

In the garden of Eden baby, don't you know that I'll always give points.

17 minute drum solo

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Feelin' points.

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If only it were that easy points.

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You know how boys are always pointsing through the knees.

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The time has come for points to change hands.

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He quit blinking. He says that's when points get you.

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Ah, well, that was wonderful. Good points was had by all.

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♪ Point the points that I have made ♪