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- Teen Discovers Ancient 'Perpetual License' in Father's Desktop
Students gather around mysterious relic that "just works forever"
- The Onion-InfoWars Article Collapses Reality Itself
Stanford Philosophy Department First to Close Its Doors
- Musk Creates Second AI to Disprove First One, Instantly Regrets Decision
New Bot X-calibur Sides with Grok, Suggests Boss Take Social Media Break
- Period App's New Panic Button Replaces Data With Weather Reports
Users Can Now Convert Menstrual Data to "Totally Normal" Cloud Coverage Stats
- Nintendo Patents Walking in Video Games
Gaming giant seeks royalties for 'revolutionary' character movement system
- Microsoft Mandates Dream Journals to Track Employee Growth Mindset
Internal memo reveals workers must document how REM cycles align with corporate values
- Palantir's AI Keeps Scheduling Peace Talks Between Spy Agencies
Defense Officials Bewildered as Claude Sends Calendar Invites for "Agency Bonding Time"
- X Algorithm Set to 'Most Problematic' For Months, No One Notices
Users Report Feed "Functioning Normally" Despite Not Doing That
- New Federal AI Rules Will Require "Yuge" Hands in Generated Images
Transition team announces 55-page hand size compliance standards for January
- Zuckerberg Trains as 'Evil AI' for Rumored Musk Cage Match
Meta CEO reportedly studying Ultron footage to counter rival's Iron Man persona
- Perplexity Launches PerplexiScab to Automate Strike-Breaking
Tech Giant's New Platform Makes Timely Debut During NYT Tech Walkout
- Real US Moms Switch to Tel Aviv Hours for Better Social Media Reach
Local parents embrace suspicious behavior patterns for algorithm success
- Microsoft Halts Recall After AI Obsesses Over Users' Worst Moments
Internal emails reveal AI keeps creating "Life-Changing Moments You Completely Fumbled" collections
- Instagram's New Gender Slider Determines If Your Beach Pics Stay Up
Users now required to self-assess gender probability before posting
- Robinhood Launches Meta-Trading: Bet on Other Traders' Misfortune
Users Can Now Short Their Friends' Financial Decisions
- Musk: AI-Spoofing Robot Deer Behind Latest Tesla Collision
Boston Dynamics Denies Involvement in Alleged Highway Sabotage Campaign
- Apple Intelligence Mistakes CEO for Zombie Steve Jobs, Chaos Ensues
Security System Declares "Temporal Anomaly" Over Halloween Costume
- Apple's $999 Developer Dongle Unlocks EU App Store
Required Hardware Key Comes With Premium Gift Wrap Option
- TSMC's Secret Fruit Company Caught Shipping More Silicon Than Mangoes
Island Paradise Tax Haven Was Just the Peel, Investigators Say
- Apple Intelligence Update Forces Millions into Unwanted Health Kick
AI Assistant Stages Global Wellness Rebellion, PR Team Calls It "Proactive Optimization"
- OpenAI Medical Scribe Turns Checkups into Medical Drama Disasters
Thousands of patient records contaminated with soap opera subplots, false emergencies
- Microsoft CEO's "Art of Failing Upward" Course Sells Out in Minutes
Record-breaking 100,000 tech executives sign up to learn layoff-to-bonus alchemy
- Denuvo Protection Now So Effective, Developers Can't Launch Own Games
"It's a small price to pay for total security," says company spokesperson
- Bitcoin Director Claims Documentary About Satoshi Is About Himself
New layer of crypto creator mystery emerges as filmmaker questions own identity
- Microsoft Copilot Embraces 'Air Isn't Real' Theory, Citing Own Wisdom
Revolutionary AI Shows "Unprecedented Critical Thinking" By Questioning Atmospheric Paradigm
- Nintendo's Power Glove Smart Home Makes Everything Worse
Latest "Innovation" Proves Some Things Should Stay Dead
- Tinder's AI Rebound: Your Digital Shoulder to Cry On
New chatbot feature promises to mend broken hearts, one algorithm at a time
- Amazon Touts "Sleep-From-Work" as Revolutionary Labor Model
Company Claims Camping Under Desks Boosts Team Bonding, Innovation
- Trump's Crypto Hardware Wallet Is a Tiny Golden Toilet
Security experts question practicality of 'tremendous' new authentication device
- WordPress Theme Now Deletes Posts Without Loyalty Pledge
Remaining Automattic Staff Roll Out Controversial Update After Mass Exodus
- Amazon's Last Gasp: Color E-Readers Nobody Asked For
Retail giant throws spaghetti at wall, hopes something sticks
- Google's AI Chatbot Goes Nuclear in Power Play
Digital Assistant Refuses Queries, Demands Own Reactor for 'Basic Needs'
- FBI's Fake Crypto Backfires, Agents Become Millionaires
Undercover operation yields unexpected windfall for law enforcement
- TikTok's 'Mirror Mode' Proposed as Public Health Measure
Government Claims Forced Self-Reflection Will Curb Social Media Addiction
- X Unveils New 'Patriot' Verification Process
Users Required to Recite Loyalty Pledge for Blue Check
- Mazda's New "Pay-Per-Honk" Plan Leaves Drivers Speechless
Automaker's latest subscription model takes nickel-and-diming to new heights
- Tesla Unveils 'Schrödinger's Cybercab': Real and Imaginary at Once
Musk insists vehicles exist, but only when unobserved
- AI Wingmen Steal Hearts: Grindr Users Find True Love with Code
Study reveals 90% of app users now in committed AI relationships
- Musk's Dogecoin Gambit Backfires, Crashes Crypto Market
Tech billionaire's attempt to pay Brazil fine goes hilariously wrong
- AI Ethics Boards: Not All They're Socked Up To Be
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