Mysterious Giant Spiders Hovering Over the Pacific Ocean
Tony Robbins Motivational workshop for Kids.
Scientists discover 5 1/2 equals 7 1/2. Shocking Proof.
It was not 6 inches.
Scientists create new "happy meal" out of placentas
Portable Potato Chip Machine also Pounds Pomegranates
Chickens criticized for child beauty pageant.
Ant has an existential crisis about his living expenses.
"Peeing on your money multiplies it" say experts.
Absolutely Nothing Sketchy Going On.
Mysterious miniature satellites appearing near reptiles.
Hermetically sealed Pizza is buried in a revolutionary experiment.
Revolutionary New Bunker.
New Trend-Dress like Lobsters and extract whale semen
Revolutionary new freeway to be made from bamboo.
Flight attendant receives pin and blue suit as a gift from the Arabs. Happy as fuck.
Woman discovers method of making really big ice cubes but gets depressed.
"Refugees making huge demands on Federal fashion budget", says a knowledgeable insider.
Fediverse postponing FediFans Launch until Christmas