Massive wave of the undead attack Hawaii
Plants achieve AGI, hallucinate and start a rave
Horse identifies as a Disney princess.
scientists are baffled at giant lice encircling the earth.
Homeworker accidentally exposes masturbation graph.
Revolutionary new product claims to speed transportation across the entire planet.
Include eating some teeth with your feast.
I'm gonna just leave this here
Researches discover the most fascinating object in the world, start calling it precious.
Trump decrees Greenland to be turned into giant golf course
Definitely not microplastics
Revolutionary device insures husband will take out the trash.
seconds before the velociraptor attack
Helping people with their secret Santa tasks is the mark of a generous person.
When you congratulate yourself so hard you create a parallel universe.
Ironclad proof that snake aliens fought werewolves.
Vin Diesel, desperately trying to stay relevant, remakes Forrest Gump in real life.
Most expensive pleasuring machine ever invented goes on sale tomorrow.
A proper karate chop demonstrated for all to see.
New object claimed to be useful is not actually useful, but we love it anyway.
