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  • lil excited

    Hell, I'm half-chub. See this fucker over that mortal finish line and I'll fill the cup!

  • Modern day Hulu Jesus!

  • Is it worth replacing within a year only to be sent a refurbished when it dies?

  • Come on, y'all. If we all believe he's a dick, Cuomo can still have his D and eat it, too!

  • Politicians love to do this.

    Fuck, anyone with an agenda anymore!

  • Follow me to the land of strippers and hobby stores!

  • Cut to a video of tRump furiously trying to turn the ink of a 0.7mm ballpoint pen to the same thickness of his arrhythmic heartbeat signature like a kid trying to fill in their fake bubble-art graffiti during class. Tongue sticking out and everything!

  • I don't think so, but the delusions of grandeur sure sound familiar between the two. Talking out of their ass, like they know anything about what they speak of, is a tell-all trait of sovcits and tRump!

  • Along with more competent and scary oligarchs and world leaders who, unlike tRump, know how to remove people without leaving an shred of doubt regarding their forced suicide!

  • Not as wild as Gastric Geology GONE WILD!

  • They glorify mass shootings to perpetuate more mass shootings. There are many mass shooters who cite other mass shooters as their reason to do a mass shootings. A lot of independent groups no longer show names or say the name of the perpetrator, only their victims, as a result of that trend.

  • He was also said to be so frustrated with attempts to debunk his real science that he started snopes.com to combat misinformation. Unfortunately, scopes.com was already taken.

  • Aww, but then I gotta be a dick to crows and I like the small army of two that I've amassed thus far! Even if they wouldn't know, I would know!

  • I attach raw chicken to my phone and let the racoons be my digital eyes for a few. They get fed, I get plausible deniability, and only a mild case of conjunctivitis!

  • There's an 'A' and an 'I' in their name!!!!