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ouRKaoS @ ouRKaoS @lemmy.today
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4D Salmon

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  • They didn't just get high, they got Perfectly High.

    High enough that everything is clear and profound, but not high enough to feel the tiny shadow people climbing your nose hairs.

    • Know Your ICE Agent

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  • People always think "Military Grade" means "Top of the Line" and not "Made by the lowest bidder with every shortcut to maximize profit"

    • Tractor eggs

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  • Am I witnessing the meme switch? Have the Moths turned into eggs?

    • What was your biggest waste of money?

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  • I have enough games in my steam library that I could probably play a new game every day for 2 years, and I still haven't redeemed all of my codes from humble bundles.

    But God forbid I pass up a 90% off sale on a game I heard mentioned once 5 years ago in passing...

    • PNG has been updated for the first time in 22 years — new spec supports HDR and animation

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  • I remember the Wild West Web days when it was a toss up seeing if animated Gifs, transparencies in images, or the specific hexadecimal for your personal shade of purple you created would render properly between browsers.

    • The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group

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  • These SCP's keep getting weirder...

    • What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

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  • Kytteigh

    • [Discussion] What games are you playing on your Deck? - July 2025

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  • Installing Retro deck was super straight forward for me and "just worked" with 90% of my games

    • My health potions are green and poisons are red

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  • Green w/ sparkly bubbles = Happy Drunk

    • And you still don't believe in God?

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  • As long as they are done properly, with a bit of cinnamon at least, they are delicious.

    I've had both good and bad versions.

    • Most Common PIN Codes

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  • 🔥

    • Where are you?

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  • I would call 1 depression and 6 "The sudden realization of reality"

    • My health potions are green and poisons are red

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  • DM: Roll a Vibe Check

    Player: I rolled Dark Green

    DM: Ooohhh...

    • Fuck You and Your CEO

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  • All this whole CEO murder thing is is an effective application of Reagan's "Trickle Down" economics...

    You make... cuts... at the top, and things get better for everyone else.

    Are you telling me Reagan was too "woke" for today's conservatives!?

    • The First Zombie of a Zombie Apocalypse

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  • eSsEnTiAl WoRkErS

    • Voting for Trump is about to cost this Maga county billions

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  • The "more jobs" they are bringing is the reason they're deporting all the migrant workers.

    Have fun being an indentured servant to a plantation owner & get "paid" via a discount on medical bills...

    • Cursed

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  • Requiem is the best movie that I've only wanted to watch once.

    • Scarlet

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  • "I was an Alabaster Ibis until Shannon pissed me off..."

    • 🧊🧊👶

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    • Glitter Bats!!

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  • My grandmother & great grandmother said this when I was a kid, but they were from Nebraska.