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odmroz [he/him]
odmroz [he/him] @ odmroz @hexbear.net
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  • Genuinely touched by this, to the point I teared up at all the beauty in the world.

  • On the horizon, you see me comically sink into the splits, before capsizing both boats. Like Icarus, I had flown too high.

  • Meat boat has higher caloric density, and will last ok if you jerkify it. BUT chickens lay eggs. And ur right about the seeds. :/ I tell you to look over yonder and try to hastily barge-pole away, one foot on each boat.

  • Fuck you, I will never Jazzercise.

  • "... one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out..."

    This is like a beautiful poem.

  • What the FUCK is going on w his eyeballs.

  • yeah that was fire

  • Ah beans. No Google translate, but Polish was my first language, and it has gone to shit since I've lived in the US all my life. :( Thank u for the help though, I'm gonna keep trying.

  • When you despise your girl but also defend her just enough that it fucks up your other relationships. Favorite heterosexual dynamic.

  • Sir did you fall from your skateboard onto your upper thighs sir

  • Aggressive Jesus shirt + the sluttiest ripped jeans ever created is a great look