istewart @ istewart @awful.systems Posts 0Comments 201Joined 8 mo. ago
They're going to be headline sponsors of Fyre Festival II
lol wow, I'm cackling at Gackle. Perhaps we can call his brand of caping for polo-shirt fascism "gackin' off"
Why not just make the refrigerator itself a robot
Mobile kegerator for tailgating/festivals might be able to pull Boston Dynamics outta the shit
Never got too deep into Hossenfelder, but I gradually got the impression that Woit was taking a bit of an online-influencer tack, even starting before influencers were really a thing. The whole "not even wrong" flap seemed to draw in people who wanted to have strong opinions about high-energy physics and string theory without really studying them in any detail.
Quantum computing will enable the AGI to entangle with all surrounding molecular vibrations! I saw another press release today
bahahahaha "judge every molecule." I can't believe I ever took this guy even slightly seriously.
I am willing to bet the upshot here is that he has certain very specific ideas about how humidifiers can be improved, and of course will accept nothing less
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz-wailer/Legends
Peter moonlights on the weekends
Nice try, but you're going to have to work a lot harder if you want to trick me into clicking on that. I lived through browsing peak Slashdot at -1, you know
• Diligent application of Bayesian reasoning finally gains you the ability to fly, propelled by your own farts
#include BidenThoughts.h
The cult will be the very last constituency to drop away, and likely form the majority of his hiring pool at this point, especially to replace the high-level attrition they suffered last year.
Substantially, uh, wider than I expected. But I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. The bird flu is probably hitting that fellow's diet hard.
Stellantis is circling the drain even more rapidly than Tesla. The 3rd-runner-up car makers of both the USA and Europe bonded together into one great big Megazord of mediocrity. Unsurprising they'd pull something like this.
A bit of a superpower, just a bit. A tiny little morsel, a sample of superpower, if you will.
If you gotta qualify it like that...
the axe is bundled inside of cut-down pool noodles!
Both based on desperately trying to find an application for linear algebra accelerators that can generate VC-scale inflated financial valuations, so, yeah
Customer acquisition cost for a future service, which is ~fixed after training costs, assuming we can consider distribution costs as marginal. Reasonably impressive accomplishment, if one is taking the perspective of SV SaaS-financing brain.*
*I don't recommend you do this for too long, that's how some of the people currently prominent in the news got to be the way that they are