I appreciate that they continued to use a different fruit as a measurement even though there's no reason why they couldn't compare the kiwi to some other class of object.
Yeah, that was my interpretation as well, although I've heard the alternative usage too. Also, same situation for me. I've got a very few people that I'm friendly with, but no close friends. Hope it gets better for you, man.
When I say "choke", I mean I lock my fingers in a grasping position and lift up against their jaw. It's simulated choking. I'm well aware of the danger in cutting off blood flow to the brain.
I was going to go off on a tangent about other industries that shouldn't exist, but people are having reasonable and productive conversations in the comments, so I guess I won't. Damn you, level-headed Lemmy users! Damn you all to hell!
Seconded. It's pretty chill here.