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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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Should print up a museum info card, sneak in and become part of their collection for a day:

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Trespasser, 2025
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The kind of person whose past probably includes more than a few vivisected animals.

You mean we could have seen these actors a dozen times already?

"Given the reins" would be appropriate in this case. They're the straps used to direct a horse so it's used figuratively to say that someone is in control.

It's strange to see him say something that's probably true. I don't think he has any idea what was in that oath.

Didn't realize they used the same pluralization rule as oxen but my phylactery is ready.

Almost missed the third one, very sneaky.

I'm sure he's busy issuing orders and preparing a response plan (to blame Joe Biden).

Thwompas the Tank Engine.

Missed opportunity to be called Dorritos. It wouldn't make sense for another 120+ years though.

Necessity. When the fridge and cupboards have been empty long enough, I can usually talk myself into going grocery shopping.

My only question is "555555555555555555555555" and I don't mind repeating it as often as necessary.

No, cat.

I've still got one hooked up to a machine that's old enough to vote. Worked last time I used it too but it's been about 5 years since then. OP could send me the diskette like I'm one of those mail-in photo development studios from the days of ubiquitous film cameras. Gotta upgrade the printer first though and I hate dealing with printers.

This is still the dumb bullshit stage of things, parades are the sort of time-waste you expect to have to do once in a while. If it turns out to be a pretext and he tells them to keep marching across the Canadian border for US-similation, that's a different story. Long walk though so plenty of time to mull it over.

Maybe he'll wear the purple heart that one guy handed him a few years ago.

Suggestions so far have been snake venom, botox, and Guy Fieri. I'm undecided on this one so figured I'd leave it open to interpretation.

To be clear, you believe that my comment about the ruling being draconian is sincere in spite of the other replies here?

Botox is a toxic substance produced by Clostridium botulinum (famous for being, among other things, not a snake).

It's like the one on the left got stung on the nose by a bee and then whatever the opposite of a bee is went for the spot right between the eyes.