And that, Elon, is how I wooed your mother.

“If that shit worked for the Lorax, it’ll work for you!”

• Jeff Bezos maybe

According to billionaires, he’ll easily return to his former glory by pulling himself up on those massive bootstraps we should all apparently be using.

Putting the kids to bed, and then back to work.

So Russia fines Telegram and they make national news. When I do it I get laughed out of small claims court.

Totes fair.

About $0.025 per megapixel, it would seem.

30

“Buh-caw” went the house.

Everything reminds me of her

Wow.

Sigh.

Unbelievably gorgeous. Truly.

You make a man lonely. 🫤

Yep, exactly my experience. I’ll miss Overdrive.

Is Libby downloadable/crackable?

Legitimately the best thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Period.

Any copies of “the most pirated movie in the world” the dubbed version?

Where can I buy such a bathtub?

Definitely agree with the article’s sentiment, but what else is there these days?

How would someone install this instead of the YouTube app on a NVIDIA Shield 2017?

I haven’t noticed Akamai traffic recently; has Apple moved to another contractor, or do they import these hashes internally now?

Is it a butt? I bet it’s a butt.