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Warp10Lizard @ Warp10Lizard @startrek.website
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We’re Entering an AI Price-Fixing Dystopia

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  • Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we're getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

    • Hotel to Search Rooms During DEF CON Hacking Conference

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  • He's in a hoodie, take him out!

    • Traveling this summer? Maybe don’t let the airport scan your face.

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  • Agreed, but they'll inevitably fuck those up too.

    • 5 people escape hot, acidic pond after SUV drove into inactive geyser in Yellowstone National Park

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  • Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

    • Texas Guv Jets Off to Asia as Hurricane Beryl Lashes His State

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  • Ignorance is bliss, defund NOAA!

    #SharpiesArePredictiveTools #ConeOfCertainty

    • Lawsuit Claims Microsoft Tracked Sex Toy Shoppers With 'Recording in Real Time' Software

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  • The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

    • US family sues Nasa for $80,000 in damages after space debris hits home

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  • That's quite the reach. It certainly could have been the McDonald's propaganda of whose details I was fully aware, but it was more likely the "My Mac and cheese took too long to cook" suit, the "Texas Pete isn't even made in Texas" suit, the infamous "$54 million because my dry cleaner lost my pants" suit, or any of a litigious litany of loonies trying to sue for exorbitant sums of money over minor inconveniences.

    Space junk comes through your roof and you want the damages repaired? Cool. McDonald's not included.

    • Americans can no longer afford their cars

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  • That thing is cool AF.

    • US family sues Nasa for $80,000 in damages after space debris hits home

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  • I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we're cool.

    • Five Men Convicted of Operating Massive, Illegal Streaming Service That Allegedly Had More Content Than Netflix, Hulu, Vudu and Prime Video Combined

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  • Sophisticated computer scripts

    if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

    • It'll show up soon, along with a sticker for your closest national park.

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  • I'm embarrassed that it took me two days to get this.

    • Jeff Landry signs bill allowing surgical castration of some sex offenders

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  • Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

    • Lauren Boebert closed her gun themed restaurant but the new district has a ‘Shooters’

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  • Palin was my exit from the party. I was too young and influenced to realize Bush was a goober, but after Palin opened her mouth years later, I made the Seinfeld theater exit and haven't looked back. That was a slippery slope and they went straight Slip 'N Slide down it.

    • Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges

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  • Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

    • It'll show up soon, along with a sticker for your closest national park.

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  • EA charges for the last four letters, they're DLC.

    • ‘Anti-Woke’ Water Makes a Splash at Conservative Conference

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    • United Airlines launches personalized ads on seat-back screens

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  • We paid for cable and streaming services too. They'll milk us to dust, then run ads on the remaining pile.