SharkEatingBreakfast @ SharkEatingBreakfast @sopuli.xyz

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It's funny in its own weird way! No worries.

I tried to show the game to my then-spouse, because I wanted him to play, too! He didn't want to play """a lame girl game""".

Have a fun marathon!! And keep doing stuff together! (:

It's actually legal in my state to own a crocodile as a pet with no permits or anything, but I don't have the time, space, or adequate habitat for such a critter. Ignoring that Craigslist post was soooo difficult..

My kid is absolutely hurting to have a Giant African Snail, but they're illegal here.

...go figure.

Wow! A double-whammy of misunderstanding both diagnosis! Well done!

Man or woman, I'll trudge through the mud just so I don't have to interact with any human in any conceivable way. 👍

Most men on Lemmy get extremely upset when women voice a general bad experience with men and why women take caution when interacting with / being around strangers who are men.

They actually seem to not even be able to comprehend what women have to go through on that front, so our caution seems overblown and absolutely ridiculous to them. They think we're paranoid, overreacting, or flat-out lying.

Bring up the "man or bear"-thing again on Lemmy. Go on. I fucking dare you. It apparently infuriates the vast majority and you will be dogpiled.

Imagine if Clint & Shane were combined.

It was baaaaaad lol

Lol nah it was the alcoholic. Ironically enough, the two of them were the most alike!

Wet moldy socks were a more appealing love interest.

My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.

.....with a character in the video game.

.....because I "clearly love him more that you love me!"

Whenever he'd be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say "Why don't you go talk to the person you actually love??" before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.

It was the beginning of the end.

Don't miss it lol

EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot.. he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was "Stardew Valley". He was a shitty little man.

The more "ugly" and "fat" they can make you feel, the more money they can snatch from you!

And they very quickly change the beauty standard goal posts.

It's a never-ending carousel of horror! 🎠🔥

It's always a challenge trying to find something to make you laugh only to come face to face with the most depressing thing you've seen that day.

I actually made it because I was trying to find memes with my kid, and he was so frustrated trying to find something fun and said "None of this is funny! Now I feel worse!"

I hope that everyone who might need a little pick-me-up can drop by!

Went to the store

Well, maybe he's an ancestor!

Hate it! Thanks!

You're on thin ice, bub!

It's not about its availability more than it's about my bank account!

Even so, this is soooo cool! Thank you for sharing!! This is a rabbitmousehole I'll be stuck for a while!

omg omg omg

"Who's the ass wanker that accelerated armed conflict in Yugoslavia, eventually culminating in the Balkan War?"

Don't remember that line in the SpongeBob theme.

I used to be timid and never spoke up. Never defended myself.

Now, realizing how much I've been used over the years, I've lost my tact and have no trouble making myself heard. I'm worth defending.

Buddy I hope we don't live close.