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SassyRamen
SassyRamen @ SassyRamen @lemmy.world
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"GIVE HIM A TICKET!" GOES METAL

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  • Is this real? I don't think a cop could take such a tongue whipping without unholstering

    • [C-Section] Bedtime

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  • 🙋🏼‍♂️

    • Feel good Friday... what's something good that's happened this week?

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  • My 5 year old son told me: "Ich hab dich lieb Daddy"

    We only speak German at home, so it was out of no where and totally unexpected that he said Daddy instead of Papa.

    English is my native tongue, so it was really a sweet surprise to here him say that. It hit me right in the heart strings.

    • Grandmother, 88, barred from graduating college due to pregnancy clinches diploma at Maine university 60 years later

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  • This headline is so poorly written, that I had to take it to r/peterexplainsthejoke

    • As fresh as a glass of mothers milk

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  • Better yet, fresher as Moth Man's

    • DEATH to Wehraboos is LIFE to the Bundesrepublik!

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    • 1 kind of day, just fuck me up fam

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  • Maybe #2, idk I'm really beside myself on this one

    • Who'd like to visit Neuschwanstein castle?

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  • He didn't just drown in a lake. He went on a walk with his doctor, and they BOTH "drowned" in the lake.

    • Who'd like to visit Neuschwanstein castle?

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  • This must be new, I remember the kings cave, but not the boat.

    • Marjorie Taylor Greene accused of assembling ‘rogues’ gallery’ to attack NGOs

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  • Can someone extinct that cave crawler

    • Ed Sheer-enough

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  • I'm doing my part!

    • The ‘Man-Eater’ Screwworm Is Coming | After a decades-long campaign to beat the parasites down to Panama, they’re speeding back up north. - The Atlantic

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  • RFK Jr "Yall hear a new worm just dropped! Gawd damn gotta get me one!" (Insert jackhammered freak shake voice)

    • Ed Sheeran

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  • You had a chance to post a pic of Shed Eeran, but posted this instead..

    • It's time to stop

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    • Mindfulness

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  • This is better for 2meirl4meirl

    I'm here for shit post, I have enough depression 🫠

    • She looks pissed

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  • He did want his main to catch him with his side piece

    • Are you a Lemmy Shitbird? Click here to find out.

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  • Mine says the same

    • Mister Ed Sheeran

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  • I heard on the set of Game of Thrones, they had put peanut butter in his mouth, so it seemed like he was singing.

    • Report on Russia's 2016 US election meddling disappears from Senate website

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  • Probably in the Minecraft library.

    • When someone is complaining about a meme

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  • Why pick such a tall man?