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  • My first thought was ".... Again? They need some better contraceptives" but no, it's the same one... A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.

  • That horse will haunt my night-mares. Pun not initially intended...

  • Union man through and through.

  • crickets

    Lashing out or Folding like one of trumps cheap blue suits when presented with proof.

    It's the MAGA way

  • This could honestly go on nottheonion

    I could see it happening.

  • I can actually picture someone making this argument in earnest.

  • To continue with the argument of "the market will self-regulate and people wouldn't buy that brand anymore so they would never do it again"

    Okay but how many people died, how many people are suffering long-term effects, and what's stopping them from adding a different deadly thing to our food?

  • I only learned about hostilities between the two countries after about 28-30 years on the planet (thanks, US edumacation system) and I still don't think I understand why they don't get along...

    To any who are stuck in their countries as their governments choose the stupidest possible actions, you have my sympathies, and I wish you well in the coming days.

  • Oh damn, I don't remember posting this...

  • Yeah, I definitely see those as contextually non-gendered, but the moment someone asks me not to call them a certain thing.... I just don't call them that again, and apologize if I do. It takes almost 0 effort to use a different word.

  • It bothers me that it doesn't say "build a fucking wall over the river"

    What is a bridge if not a slotted wall over water?

    Note: slot size may vary

  • Double bingo. Yay me.

    Edit: triple, I didn't even notice the diagonal

  • It was a stereo from 1987.

    Ye Olde Analog airwaves, no fancy digital nonsense.

  • Now now, Keiko and Molly are perfectly respectable, perfectly happy patterns people.

    It's the extended family that's the problem... Also my parents. And in-laws.

    Basically my wife and I are the only sane ones.

  • I tested this with my Facebook app in 2013. Found a Spanish radio station, set my phone down next to it overnight, and for several weeks I was seeing ads exclusively in Spanish. Deleted the app the first day I saw them in Spanish, and deleted my account not long after that.

    My wife still uses them after 5 years together and me pointing out all the times it's obviously eavesdropping on us, and she's even been creeped out by it before. Still uses it...

    Unless my microphone and camera have physical switches, I will assume they are being used. Those little "your camera and microphone are off" icons in the corner of the screen don't reassure me.

  • Bare minimum, Orange Shitler has announced to the world he believes he can be manipulated.

    Can't wait to hear how this is actually what strong men do from my relatives.