Miles O'Brien @ SARGE @startrek.website Posts 0Comments 998Joined 6 mo. ago
YOU'RE STEALING OUR TRASH! REEEEEEEEE!
If you clip a healthy plant without asking the owner first, you're a dick. But if I see you do it at a store, no I didn't. Cause the store made $2,550,000 while I was typing this.
You have two hands, you can fire twice.
Assuming you practice how to reload one-armed....
Gotta love that small government allowing states and smaller to govern themselves rather than trying to butt in where they aren't welcome, right Republicans?
Any time my father brings up stuff like this, I remind him that he and his brothers drove their car onto a frozen lake and almost broke through the ice, and more than once they bought tennis balls, soaked them in gasoline, and threw them at each other with welding gloves.
I know for a fact that he and his brothers did tons of dumb shit, and I won't let him forget it even if he finds it convenient when comparing generations.
My 30 year old grandma car can make it to 40 before I clear the entire intersection most of the time.
10mph is less than the indoor go-kart track barriers near me are rated for.
Security theater at its finest.
5 is alive.
NO DISASSEMBLE!
Honestly, anyone who paid mild attention in chemistry class can figure out some of the easier explosives.
I vaguely remember seeing this exact joke in my geometry book in gradeschool. Probably different illustrator, but still.
Damn, I feel old now.
Currently stuck in Ohio
Wife and I would love to leave just to get away from family, the last year has only solidified our desire even more.
From ohio
Agreed, fuck Ohio
You know, I always wondered why they have big switchback loops of cable on a lot of lines.
Now I assume it's the extra cable needed to reach the splicing van.
Every single company pouring money into the incinerator is positive they'll be the one to crack actually useful AI or even actual GAI.
Then the mod should have posted the comment as it's own comment and pinned it to the top.
In fairness, my dogs are considered "property" and I value both of them far more than the human who put this on their vehicle.
I once got yelled at by a cop for walking across a nearly empty road in columbus Ohio.
The closest crosswalk was basically 1/4mile in either direction, because the building I was trying to enter is so large.
I was walking with a cane at the time. And no cars were anywhere close so a snail could have made it across with time to spare. It took some people close by stepping in and arguing for me before the Douchebag dropped it.
Im sure if I had looked my usual level of disheveled or had any other shade of skin I wouldn't be so "lucky"
I didn't know shit could clump that high without supports...
You know, I was about to jump on this deal but then I noticed the shipping costs
Bruh I'm not paying for shipping, no deal.
Oh look, it's that time of the decade again.
More half life 3 rumors.
Wake me when Gabe holds a copy in his hand to announce it to the world, to be released immediately.
"country decides to further the human-driven extinction of endangered animal by slaughtering half the population within borders"
Very cool, Sweden.
No, I don't care about the people who feel uncomfortable living close to animals, keep your pets/kids inside or move away from their territory. I have wolves, coyote, and allegedly a mountain lion living within roaming distance of me, and I act accordingly. Heck, during covid someone got a doorbell camera picture of a bear in their front yard.