It's still about half the total sugar by weight than Heinz has (1g per 8g ketchup vs 1g per 5g ketchup from heinz).
That said, I like unsweetened ketchup a lot better but it's hard to find at a decent price. No sugars or sugar substitutes and no sweeteners like aspartame.
Hammer it flat and use it as a spreader for peanut butter and other spreadable items. Honestly, I find it superior to using a knife due to the wider surface area.
I've had ketchups that are unsweetened or sweetened with fruits like bananas apples and squash, and both are far better than the "tomato candy" that is commercial ketchup.
I think the first move would be ripping out the opponent's catheter and seeing who bleeds out first.