"What are you gonna do, stab me?" lmao
Over my dead body.
Yes and no. The audience is just as much to blame because we keep eating what we're fed. Why risk something original when people will show up opening weekend for "Sequel McReboot: Part Eleventy" and make you half a billion dollars? Everything is so money focused that if we want originality, we have to support it. Hollywood (and media in general) won't change until the audience does.
If I feel old, then you must feel ancient.
*old person high five
I did a rewatch recently and the iconic theme song isn't in the streaming version. Always threw off the vibe for the first few minutes after the opening.
Fun fact: The series premier of Married with Children debuted the night before my first day of kindergarten. I feel hella old.
Kinda seems to be a common problem for most of AEW's "monsters". I get it, big guy crush little guy, but competitive matches, even if they're only 3-6 minutes, would be far more interesting.
SAME.
My friend, my brother, my fellow Buckeye, you seem to have an extremely narrow view of what pro wrestling is/should be. From the packed stadiums of Wrestlemania, Wrestle Kingdom and All In, to the crowded little bars of Tokyo, Chicago and even Louisville, wrestling events in addition to wrestlers themselves are in all shapes and sizes. Some of the most fun shows I've ever been to happened in literal middle school gyms.
Put it on my tv, beam it straight into my eyeballs.
Spears was fairly regularly featured on AEW television. Most of his time spent "in catering" was actually time he spent at home with his newborn child.
Hook being the final FTW Champion is fitting. Hell of a legacy for Tazz.
This is Eddie "Kayfabe is dead but let's not piss on its grave" Kingston we're talking about.
Title is a little clickbait-y, so here's the full quote from the article:
βTo be honest, AEW right now doesnβt really need me at this point in time. In my opinion, with whatβs going on,β Eddie Kingston said. βThey are doing their thing. I think having me around right now may mess up some plans, which I like doing, but also trying to be a company guy. Iβm trying. You donβt want to mess up the plans too much. Especially when itβs good.
βI donβt know whatβs going on with [Jon Moxley], I havenβt talked to him in three or four months. I donβt know whatβs going on with him with this whole Darby (Allin) thing. [But] I knew something was up because we text each other at least once or twice a week, just funny stuff, nothing about wrestling. A funny meme or a stupid Instagram thing, just to make each other laugh. Heβs doing his thing. I have nothing against what heβs doing. (Iβm) not needed right now, I donβt think.β
The Mad King isn't asking for his release or anything. Not for now, at least.
Fuuuuck. I'll probably watch after Dynamite when I get off work.
I can't believe this match is gonna be on free tv...
I'm hype for this.
I've got about half a mason jar full of coins, I'll chip in.
Eddie Kingston doesn't need a lighter. His promos are fire.
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NeoJoshizzle with a handy little video to get everyone up to speed going into TJPW's next major event.
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TZM has learned that not only have DDT's Yoshihiko and WWE's Katie Vick been in a long term relationship, but that they plan to marry, as well. The happy couple revealed their plans in a MySpace post shortly after WWE announced that Vick was to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
While no date has been set as of this reporting, it was stated that AEW's Cardblade and Juicebox would be groomsmen, with Moppy serving as Katie Vick's Maid of Honor.
Yoshihiko and Katie Vick did not reply to TZM's request for comments.
Unable to compete after being viciously attacked by Dwayne "The Fucking Rock" Johnson, Cody Rhodes is not cleared to wrestle by WWE medical staff.
Additionally, due to his excessive potty mouth, The Dwayne "Rock Fucker" Johnson has been suspended indefinitely.
This left Wrestlemania's main event in limbo, until help came from a very unexpected benefactor: Tony Khan.
When asked to comment on the decision, Tony Khan said: "He's (referring to MJF) out of TV rotation at the moment, so we aren't using him. And his history with Cody is no secret, this is the perfect opportunity for him."
We also reached out to Triple H, who said: "We've been sending our best NXT talent to AEW for years, it's about fucking time TK returned the favor."
Triple H was then also suspended indefinitely for using the F word.
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Update: Fgihftlu has also been indefinitely suspended by WWE for use of foul language.
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Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling's biggest event of the year is streaming on Wrestle Universe this Sunday, and NeoJoshizzle has posted a video breaking down the full match card.
Some big names will be featured, including (but not limited to) Aja Kong, Max The Impaler, Minoru Suzuki, Emi Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, and Masha Slamovich.