ManFreakBeast [he/him] @ ManFreakBeast @hexbear.net

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I just change my identity every time I order vegan pizza with my fascist credit card (VISA signature rewards)

I'm not hanging in there, I've just given up. There's really no way things are getting better short of a miracle so I'm just accepting it and trying to enjoy what I can. I'll be a sad bum working in retail and rent a basement from my dad forever. But it's okay I got booze and video games.

I just avoid having serious takes so nobody can ever criticize me. If I do happen to have a take someone thinks is bad I just immediately capitulate and apologize profusely till they let it go.

Oh and if I have a really bad take I just delete my account and make a new one.

Couldn't you just have gotten a platter of veggies and dip and some sandwiches form like a grocery store or something?

Or fucking pizza?

Was gonna say this is a good tagline

Lathe time: by some bizarre set of circumstances this actually makes the US economy better and everyone loved Trump (extremely unlikely but hey, we live in strange times).

Yeah I'm gonna take this opportunity to trauma dump a bit. Put it behind a CW, I get pretty dark but I really felt like typing this out, especially after I had a really awful day at work today.

The American ruling class is just coldly following their class interest. Evil but I get it.

The American people are maliciously cruel, to the point of pursing cruelty against their class interests sometimes.

Yeah I really like soggy, sickly sweet pizza

WRONG!

Oh shit that was the tank I was thinking of!

A7V

Gets the little shits out of the house I guess and also maybe they bring home free nuggets

I hope they at least get free tendies after

instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

Well, that or it will have crosses, eagles, and chick fil a livery.

Mutiny nearly occurred on the front when it was discovered the nugget tank only had ranch and not Polynesian dipping sauce.

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh. Idk what's to be done about it.

This looks more WWI than WWII to me. Not that that's much of an improvement tho.

The line cook at Arby's controls me?