Jericho_Kane @ Jericho_Kane @lemmy.org

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I always liked the analogy with monkeys in the zoo. Imagine there are 10 monkeys in a cage. Every day you drop in 20 oranges. After a while you realise that one monkey is sitting on a pile of oranges, hoarding them. He can't even eat all the oranges, while some monkeys go hungry. No one would think: "man that must be one smart monkey." You would think something is seriously wrong with that guy.

What kind of new age crazy are you?

Canada and mexico should form a union that's called Super America. And america isn't part of it.

I'm a fat diabetic out of spite. Eat shit society, i don't even miss my penis.

It's cheap becuaus it's as powerful as an old phone.

No one questioned when trump said that it would be a good idea to nuke a hurricane. Americans are piss babies that are scared to upset the upper class.

This was probably a nice house before she ruined it.

I always thought how funny it would be on a christmas dinner where a 20 year old is present who's job is being a sreamer or content creator. And all the elderly people try to understand what his job is. His parents preassure him into showing them some of his "craft", so they stand around his pc while he yells slurs into his microphone

My hands are big and i want bigger phones

Even without the whole elon shitshow, it's still cunts like that who buy cars that endanger everyone around them.

Part of me wanted to leave it in the "living room" and say: fuck this shit. Problem was that it was a bar mower, and i really needed it and they are usually pricey as hell and she basically gave it away for free. The other thing was that it was so disgusting that i felt like i HAVE to get something out of it.

No this was peak euro trash

I bought a lawnmower from someone online and went to pick it up. The lady was a turbo hoarder in her late 60's she was smoking and smelled like a brewery. Her home was DISGUSTING. And i mean rat shit on the countertop. The only reason i was in her house was because there was so much shit around her house that the only way into her backyard was through the house. If you haven't seen it, you can not understand how bizzare it was to carry a lawnmower through a hoarder house, when she had technically a big yard around.

I just wanted to get the fuck out of here when she said: a lot of people wanted the lawnmower, but she doesn't sell it to anyone (she mant she didn't sell it to immigrants). And: "no offence to you, but your generation is absolutely useless." It was like some weird snl sketch

I don't know the whole story. Real debrid is french, and they released a new law or something and real debrid all debrid and mega debrid just stopped working. Except for the thing no one uses it for.

Isn't SS generally for SchutzStaffel?

They are two buysy fantasizing that a black guy is on their porch.

That's what they claimes. Now they need a new claim

There are more people on the streets when a new iphone is released

I find it weird in general when people compliment things that i had nothing to do with. Like: nice tattoo. Thanks, i sat there for a bit and then it was done. I had a girlfriend who treated her car like she designed and build it herself. I even made a joke once where i said exactly that and je just cold heatedly said: she does that too. Like if someone would insult her car, she would take that very personally.

I haven't seen an ad in like 15 years or so (at home) and i already find them incredibly dystopian and weird. I don't really understand how people put up with that right now, but it kind of tells me that they would actually do the laola wave and yell pepsi at their screen. I found my old VHS collection the other day and watched karate kid that i recorded as a child. I think it had 2 ad breaks who were really short, and back then we thought that it's getting a bit much with the ads.