Fosheze @ Fosheze @lemmy.world

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Ah, yes. Because the only thing that would improve my pizza eating experience is the risk of breaking a tooth on a seed.

It's common resturant lingo but fast food is completely different from resturant work. Also "86" literally has the same number of characters as "no". They could have put down "no cherries" with the exact same ease. They decided to play a stupid game so they won a stupid prize, a stupid amount of cherries.

Oh, cool! When you said parasitic wasp my brain immediately pictured a tarantula hawk wasp.

Gonna be honest chief, I would sooner burn my house down than live with wasps.

But thinking about it, I'm willing to bet that house centipedes would clear them up too. Those voracious little buggers eat everything.

Exactly, personally those perfectly chiseled corners of Colorado get me all hot and bothered.

Yeah, that's on the customer. If you write that you want a bunch of fuckin cherries then you're getting a bunch of fuckin cherries. Now go eat the pile of cherries you ordered.

Wait, caffeine actually keeps you all awake? It usually just makes me more tired. I only drink it to keep the withdrawls at bay.

This is the exact feeling I always had with my big ass tool box on my tiny ass truck. "Hold on, y'all need a kitchen sink? I think I got one in here." I still remember how good it felt the exactly one time I had all of the tools required to do a parking lot clutch swap just on hand in that thing when a friend blew their clutch up.

MN is not a stand your ground state. If you are threatened in public then you have a duty to retreat if able. However, MN is a castle doctrine state so if someone threatens you on your property then you are perfectly clear to use any reasonable means up to and including lethal force to defend yourself and your property. So your initial idea only works in MN if the threat took place on his own property of if he is unable to get away from the threat.

I can think of no better way to all but guarantee you get shot than to point a gun at someone else.

Foraging in your whitetail deer fursuit durring hunting season is about the only way I can think of.

Generally speaking, even if your state doesn't have brandishing laws, pointing a firearm at someone is still considered assault. Assault is the unlawful attempt or threat to cause harm to another person.

Grain moth larva. Good luck. The damn things are a pain to get rid of once you have them. You'll want to pitch any food that isn't 100% air tight sealed (bags or boxes of cereal, rice, flour, sugar, noodles, etc.) and then clean out any cabinets really well to make sure you get rid of as many eggs as possible. After that make sure you don't leave any food unsealed for the next few months because odds are they will keep popping back up ocasionally for a bit and if they can get into anything when they do then the infestation starts all over. As far as infestations go they aren't the worst to deal with but they are anoying.

How the hell do you bash someones head in with an axe without making enough noise to wake anyone else in the house? Especially when it's a couple, like how do you not immediately wake up when the person sleeping right next to you gets their skull caved in?

I grew up next to a railroad crossing so I can sleep through train horns but I doubt even I could sleep through that.

Wait... He crushed HUNDREDS of people with a bulldozer in less than 6 months‽ What the actual fuck.

Ah yes, those hundreds of "terrorists" all nicely lined up in the road.

Please describe all chemistry to me as body horror.

Too quick. Lets strap him down in a coop full of hungry chickens.

If we're judging by handwriting then I'm nearly 30 and my handwriting isn't much better. So I say the writer was clearly somewhere in their early 20s.

Even if that's the case state is also very important when it comes to laws.