ICE Bulls**t Can Happen To You Too
ComicalMayhem @ ComicalMayhem @lemmy.world Posts 313Comments 535Joined 2 yr. ago
Super heroes are real, but kept extremely secret from the public. You work as one of the personnel covering up their actions and hiding them away
Ancient unknowable horrors scream for your attention. You sigh as you pick up the bag of food, regretting the new job
On a night walk with your friend, a goblin springs out of their pocket and steals your ear
You work in HR for a super hero organization, doing interviews for potential candidates
An ancient, millennia old evil finally reawakens. Turns out, morals and ethics have changed a lot; its "evil" is fairly tame by modern standards.
A super hero goes through some tough times in their alter ego life, and has to start charging for their super services.
You want to fight your demons, the problem is they're incredibly chill
Two lords of evil clash over who gets the right to terrorize a domain
In the eye of the storm, a monster wakes
Humanity is actually some sort of space cockroach.
Oil turns out to be the blood of an unknowable horror hidden beneath the earth, and it's waking up
Are those top tier Geoguessers that do crazy stuff like figure out a location from 4 pixels and a mcslurry contracted by the CIA?
Aliens come to Earth. They completely ignore all attempts at diplomacy as they're only looking for a single person in particular.
An enormous hand appears from nowhere and stops the Earth's orbit.
After humanity's extinction, robots revere them as their divine creators, unfathomable and holy. That is, until a living human is discovered in a cryopod
You uh, care to elaborate?