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borschtisgarbo @lemmygrad.ml

2w ago

Never seen him this happy

I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now

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Burgerlanders really make fun of medals given out by the USSR, but some genocide supporting treat company making an ad for the president is cool.
Also, if he's some unique fascist threat to democracy, why are the rich people and companies all sucking up to him? Then again, if he really was then they definitely would.

he looks like he had all the wetness vacuumed out of him, are we even sure this is donald trump
- Ozempic face strikes again! He's Bill Clinton-ing at an unprecedented rate.
- This is the real one they've had vacuum sealed. The low energy poster was a decaying clone.

Friendly reminder that Coca-Cola and all it’s products were recently put on the official BDS list.

I'll keep drinking that garbage.
- Coke is BDS now
  
  It's a Trump tweet.
  
  It’s the only thing on the BDS list that’s been even moderately difficult

I thought big companies were supposed to appear apolitical? Except when supporting genocide on behalf of the empire of course.
- They're basically treating his second win as a mandate. That's why the rollback of all the lgbtq protections and whatnot. They've got four years now to fuck up whatever they want and then they'll act like they've had an embarrassing one night stand if they have to walk it back. They're begging for more
  
  And like, idk if they’re treating it as a mandate because it’s cope and they want it to be, or if they actually believe that. Bc like, the only mandate was that people fucking hate Joe Biden.

Just lining up to lick his ass
Trump 2 is gonna be a lot worse than Trump 1
- At least it looks like it will somehow be even more openly farcical

Explaining the presidency to Americans: imagine coca cola

Would he have even become president if they gave him all these treats back in 2015?

That's a shitty Trump body double

Joke country

In 2016-2022 seeing the culture mobilize against donny could get pretty annoying, but now we're seeing it mobilize for him

I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now
what do you mean, it's perfect

The Presidency presented by Diet Coke^®

Dude looks fucken OLD
- I think that's because he is old.

did i miss his twinkification?
- Diet Coke's a twink thing?
  
  Now that you mention it, all the diet coke drinkers I know are either boomer karens or twinks
- I think the most recent ruling from the Council of Gays was "asexual queen"

Donald wants one
Insert tweet about drinking that garbage.

"The Coca-Cola Company is happy with me..."

diet coke performing is a solid by shortening this dudes lifespan
- Comrade aspartame

I thought he got a new hairstyle a while back?

the only time I've seen him anywhere close to this happy is sitting behind the wheel of that huge truck

Small bottle, big hands. Very big hands.

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