Hail Corellon

Bard attempts seduction.
It fails, npc: "Sorry, I don't swing that way."
Bard: "Be right back, need a nap."

In addition, you can play Pathfinder 2 which has queer, non-binary, asexual, and trans characters as part of the core rules.
Plus it's a straight-up better game than DnD
- I will never understand what it is that drives Pathfinder fans to just open the door and go "YEAH BUT YOU SUCK AND WE'RE BETTER" at every single possible opportunity. The reason I don't play Pathfinder and actively avoid it is specifically because of this behavior. If this is how you're trying to get people to switch over from one to another then it just gives me extreme pause for what the people are going to be like when playing with them...
  
  They're trying to save you from Pinkerton agents being sent to your house
  
  You can play whatever you want, but in the comments of a post specifically about one of the very few places that DnD pays lip service the LGBTQ community, it seems appropriate to talk about the primary competitor that absolutely crushes representation and social justice issues.
  But you do you.
  
  Pathfinder players are the Linux users of the TTRPG world. Open source, heavy parallels to closed-source, better content than closed source in many ways, will absolutely pretend any shortcomings don’t exist, and fans that insist “bro it’s finally ready, just make the switch, it’s super easy you’ll see.”
  Then when you try to switch, it’s juuuuust different enough that you constantly have to consult the manual, but everything is named something different than the closed-source version so even the index isn’t super helpful at looking things up.
  And if you ever stumble, the fans will pile on you with “bro RTFM” like it’s not forty three books long and counting.
  On the opposite side of the coin, D&D is the Microsoft of the TTRPG world. The system peaked several versions ago, the maker keeps getting more and more invasive, and they keep trying to lock everything into their walled garden so switching means you need to totally scrap all of your content.

When we played AD&D II back then, one of our DMs had special rules for every cleric depending on his/her deity. Clerics of Corellion could change gender at will. Which lead to a funny situation: The cleric had a really clever idea, and someone asked him how. The cleric changed to female, said "female intuition", and changed back...