I don't get this post!
I don't get this post!
I don't get this post!
I don't get this post
Dumb fuck! (I also don't get it)
Well you see, this post is about the ways in a nuanced explanation is inferior to using the phrase "Dumb Fuck!" because it has to be specifically written for a post, can lead to an exhausting back and forth debate where you end up having to write more explanations, can often sound condescending due to the inability of text to carry the subtleties of spoken language, and the length of them can often be too boring to read. Of course simply writing "Dumb Fuck!" has none of these downsides, because it can be copied and pasted into almost any situation, is very hard to debate against, is very cathartic, and loses no subtlety in text versus spoken language.
I like to substitute "shut the fuck up" for added variety
Thanks for your explanation, here's a fish:
🐟
Dumb Fuck!
Dumb fuck
explanation*
Fumb duck!
Bumb Fuck!
No, just no.
Can't accuse me of mansplaining if I just call you stupid and refuse to elaborate.
Didn't you just mansplain this?
Gotta go half and half call them a fuckwit and explain how and why.
No but I could block you and refuse to elaborate.
Dumn fuck
She might think you're being hostile just because she's a woman. That's why it's better to drop a gendered insult directed at men at the end, just to be sure.
You dumb fuck
thanks for the explanation, finally it clicked
no problem 👍
I get this pussy (post)
Sorry lads, autocorrect decided to get some pussy tonight so i let this comment as is and typed what I've tried to type in brackets
Nice!
Fuck it, we'll do it live. Fucking thing sucks.
Cross posted this to !pissposting@lemmy.world where it belongs. You dumb fucks.
explanation* can also be used if you also don't get it. That's actually the main use case.