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Tixanou @lemmy.world

10mo ago

Lawyer

I didn't understand... is he a lawyer?

Nominative Determinism @feddit.uk

smeg @feddit.uk

10mo ago

Thomas Lawyer, the lawyer from Lawyersville

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Your lawyer's name is Lawyer? And he lives in Lawyersville? Riiiight...
- He lives right next to Crentist the Dentist
- I'm going to assume the town was named after some ancestor of his that was central to the founding if the town.
  
  And he inherited their wealth, which afforded him the education and financial stability to pursue these lucrative careers.
- That’s why he had to become a politician. People just thought he was lying! But for politicians it is expected.

Yoink, that's going straight to !nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

Poor Tom Lawyer from Lawyersville wanted to be a composer but his dad was a lawyer and told him he didn’t have a career choice.

If you go back in time like that, many had a name that matched their job.
- "Huh... You ever noticed how all the blacksmiths are named 'Smith' or that all the thatchers are named 'Thatcher?' What's up with that?"
  
  If only the Thatchers had stuck to thatching.
- Smith

Same energy

Is this creepypedia?

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