Life goals
Life goals
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![it's important to lead your life in such a way that when you're gunned down in public by an anonymous hitman on a New York City street the country at large doesn't react like the Ewoks watching the second Death Star explode](https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/63e7dd2f-125e-4a88-b3bd-5d3c62b5a4a2.webp?format=webp)
Life goals
My hope if they get caught is that the news media tries to get ahead of this in the most news media way possible and just makes them as infamous as the columbine kids.
Could you imagine teenage angst being directed towards open season on shitty CEOs instead of school shootings, would be pretty cool. Just saying.
it would of course be a tragedy for any human life to be taken, but that being said it would be really fucking cool in this case
Sow misery. Reap misery. Live in splendour. Die in chaos.
[Principal skinner meme]
Am i such a greedy, out of touch, douchebag whose policies harmed people and families?
No, it's the plebs who are wrong..
Yub nub
eee chop
Turns out, he can in fact gun down a CEO on wall street and no one would bat an eye
Did the ewoks know it was the second?
At least one mod showed appropriate remorse.
/s for the sarcasm impaired