These two approach you at the bar and say they "really like your vibe." wyd?

Start a Pokecule?

I put on the cat ears and shout, "Meeeee-owth, that's right!"

whatever the fuck they want

Glad to see most of us here are on the same page that we're definitely banging both Jessie and James

Proud of you comrades

lmao, your egg's about to get cracked, James

Use my lickitung on their venusaurs

I'll def be blasting off

Slap both they asses till red raw.

Ask James where his giant tits went

Ask James for fashion advice.

I was looking for trouble,

I'll take it double.

to put it bluntly im sucking em off

meekly say thank you and speedwalk outside feeling overwhelmed. then cry in an alleyway and throw up (unrelated to their complement.)

Threesome

Hide my Pokemon

Them

i give them their own movie because they were the only redeeming quality to pokemon

Get in the pokeball.

"Yes."

I can fix 'em.

I gotta start going to bars 😅

Duh, joining up with them. (And hopefully getting made into the filling of a sandwich.)