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frankgrimeszz @lemmy.world

8mo ago

Shoe Penis rule.

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Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss
- Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging
  
  hi
- with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know
- I can't tell if "The Eggy Wets" are a hardcore band or british invasion
  
  I'm thinking oi.
  
  ...or vaginal secretions
  
  "I want to get your eggy wet"
  
  20 years later I'll start up a tribute band called "The Eggo Wets"and write songs about frozen toaster waffles.
- I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It's the only real band name deserving amy attention.
  
  Amy has shit taste in music anyway.
  
  It gives an insight as to the nature, location and odor of many gigs

Brian Disease
Who's Brian? What kind of disease does he have?
- Dyslexia
- Brian's disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it's kinda freaky he ended up with it.
- Brian IS the disease.
- Prion disease.

ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD
- How did you come up with your band name?
  Well, my Dad was using the toilet...
- As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough

The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.
- I think it's important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.
  
  That's exactly what a bot would say!

shit/shit/shit 100%!
- Already taken. It's what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.
  I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven't to imagine it is also taken.
- I came to say this. That or Horse Funeral.

Some ain’t so bad
- Brian Disease seems like a winner
  
  They'd have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.
  e: This guy gets it.

I like Brian Disease.

Damn guess I'm the one who liked Diet of Worms
- Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.

Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.
- Brian Disease too

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

Löded Diper

'Shoe Penis' has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.
- Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

Diet of Worms is a dope name

Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

Like the kings of Game Of Thrones naming their swords.
PS: best name is horse funeral, no doubt
- Brian disease is not bad too.
  
  I’m partial to eggy wets myself

Bad Foul to publish his list online. The band list name ist like a list for your future child names

I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.

Hatman is acceptable
- Hat Man is out of the question then?

I like to think Hat man/Hatman is the full name and the "Hatman" part is pronounced like it's someone's surname.

Grand Dad

Hat man / Hatman
A man who wears a hat / a hat who is a man

hag.

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