Unedited, straight from the Kindle version of the TNG Companion which has more typos and bad copy than you can shake a stick at.
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Of course Kurn is victimized by bad kerning.
Someone please tell me there's a !keming community somewhere.
I don't think this is a kerning issue, but rather a software one that read "Kurn" as "Kum" when converting the book to Kindle format. There are a bunch of other similar errors like this throughout which had my inner perfectionist screaming in rage, but this one cracked me up because apparently I'm 11 years old.
Or maybe the author actually wrote "Kum" given the other actual typos that aren't kerning issues littered throughout the Kindle version ("Junie Lowery-Johnson", the "Jenolen", etc.).
Is it a, uhh, pirated version? I’ve seen some less than legitimate books introduce typos to be less easy for automated systems to pick up. Like flipping a copyrighted video before uploading to YouTube.
Gather round, ye honored men
I have a tale to tell
Bout a Klingon named Kum
And his battle with a mighty whale
He ventured out upon the sea
And unfurled his massive sail
He travelled all round Kro'nos
And ended in the east
A mighty man, never once morose
He sought out the vicious beast
Searching high and low
And when he found the great white thing
Kum knew it was time to blow
That's the best I can do at 3am. Lol.
I had to kum to the comments to figure out what the hell was going on. That one’s rough!
He's a friend of my totally real Vulcan gf, T'Its.
I know Star Trek is sex positive but this is ridiculous
Of course Kurn is victimized by bad kerning.
Someone please tell me there's a !keming community somewhere.