This is a human rights violation
Perhaps, but after doing a bit of research I came to conclude that this is actually just a non-alcoholic variation on two existing shots, namely the Tapeworm and the Hot Mexican Hooker.
The Tapeworm is a shot of vodka with a dollop of mayonnaise squeezed in (sorta like in the picture above) and sprinkled with pepper, and the Hot Mexican Hooker consists of two parts Tequila, one part Tabasco, and a dash of tuna can juice.
You shall never see the light of God. To the outer darkness you shall be banished for the wickedness thou hast wrought upon the earth. Get thee behind me, foul creature.
By the pow'r of two, we banish thee.
BY THE POW'R OF TWO, WE BANISH THEE!
gagging intensifies.
What? You don't want zoodles of mayonnaise added to your tuna brine?
OP is a fucking criminal
"No."
Thanks I hate it
Wait 'til you hear about "Seagull Shit"
Pour 2 cl Helbing (caraway liquor ) into a shot glass. Place 1 solid slice of Mettwurst or Blood sausage on the glass and top with a thick dollop of remoulade (or spicy mustard).
Depending on your preference: eat the sausage first and then drink or drink first and then eat the sausage.
Honestly that doesn't sound too bad. You won't scare me with mettwurst and remoulade, and I'm sure the caraway liquor can't be too bad.
If you want to top the grossness scale, how about New Jersey Turnpike?
That's when the bartender wipes down the bar and squeezes the rag into a shotglass. Good luck finding anything that's worse than that.
Does Bar mean the whole Pub, or does bar mean only the "Barkeepers workbench"? If the latter is the case, I may know of something worse. There once was a "Bar" called "Clochard" where people said you had to drink a beer made up of all the leftover sips you could find on the tables around you to enjoy the full "Clochard-experience"
Add some olive oil and you'll pass liquid at both ends in no time.
Just get tuna packed in olive oil instead of water and use that.
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Other than the black pepper, my cats would love this!
Idk if my cat would enjoy the mayo. But I do know he loves tuna water.
Healthiest American food
Serve it with a slice of hard boiled egg and salt.
I'll just take the rest of the tuna in the can, thanks.
as a connoisseur of can-juice, tuna is bottom shelf. Canned mackerel and canned salmon have way better juice. The tippy top shelf can-juice is king oscar sardines in olive oil. The hardest can-juice to swallow imo is artichoke water. Surprisingly good: plain tomato sauce, tastes like plain v8!
That weird cocktail guy would probably try it. He made and drank (way more than anyone would expect) beef fizz.
How2Drink on YouTube lol.this definitely seems like it would make the next episode of Cursed Cocktails.
Daj boze!
Gesundheit
🤢
War Crime.
Agreed. Definitely missing a bit of celery and/or pickles to make it a proper tuna salad.
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Hoser bomb:
- half pint Labatt's
- shot of Canada Dry
- shot of maple syrup
Hoosier bomb:
- half pint Bush beer
- shot of Jack Daniels
- shot of ranch dressing
Oh :(
Username checks out. Sort of?
Why is the mayo shaped like ramen noodles?
Piping tip
Needs more surströmming ...
Hmmm, fresh out of the can
Ima crosspost this to foodcrimes in a few hours if you don’t mind
Not at all. Have at it.
They're really good, but you can't do more than 7 or 8 in an hour.
Finally, a ma of culture.
