You can choose a super power, but the first person to reply can name a side effect.

Side effect: your voice cracks in an absurd way every time you use this power. Both parties find it too funny to continue fighting. They instead laugh at you.

It only works when your eyes are closed.

Air particles also frozen

They (the place ) can no longer stand you and you can never stay in a single place for more than a day.

All of the violence and hatred that would have been present around you gets redirected somewhere else in the world. The more discord there was in a place before you arrived, the harder the redirection hits its new location. You occupy a bubble of peace but outside of it things get even worse. You always hear about this and see the consequences of it but you are never able to directly observe it because whenever you try, the discord gets redirected somewhere else.

Now you can also speak and translate the languages of the trees and the rocks and the inanimate objects all around you and you have no way to get them to shut up.

You were born without fingertips and can't do biometric scanning. No one will give you a passport.

Only while asleep

But you make all people in your vicinity happy, too.

You make everyone around you miserable

But only when you are naked. Otherwise you'll be miserable. Sorry this got kinky real quick

You have 10x the tolerance and nobody believes your immunity claims.

It's all rotten.

It manifests as a storm cloud, raining the food down over a large area over a short period of time.

You keep accidentally making random people's heads explode.

I'd rather be able to kill a yak from 200 yards away

You can only do it with extreme violence

you are extra susceptible to suggestion, don't turn off your adblocker ;)

You keep your original face.

Always accompanied by a horrifying metallic scraping sound that can be heard a mile around

You feel it, and it hurts as much as you'd imagine rearranging bones should hurt.

You can shift the shape of your body, but nothing else. Your skin and all surface stuff stays the same.

Side effect: you still age at your regular rate.

Anytime you use this power, immediately afterwards you feel everyone in a half mile radius's feelings at 200% intensity at the same time.

But it hurts like hell and you are in pain the entire time you shapeshift

You get testicular cancer

The ghost doctors read "srs" as "serious" and just give me a mild glare

The ghost doctors have bad eyesight and mistake you for everyone else.

Every time your past self reads one of your messages they loose lose the ability to read one word forever.

You're blind while you're invisible (which is by the way what would actually happen if you had a magical way to turn invisible).

Side effect: there’s a 50/50 chance a save slot becomes corrupted.

You never get to use the power for your own enjoyment because people will never leave you alone…you will constantly assaulted with questions because everyone knows you have the answers. You have no peace.

You become completely physically disabled, almost a complete vegetative state, and can't physically do any of it.

But you'll wake up the next day in a someoneelse's body somewhere else on earth knowing nothing of your new bodys past experience language or anything. You can only remember your past life experience. This might not be as bad as I sounds actually. Could be interesting.