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Trains -- not driverless cars -- are the future of transportation

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Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes) sitting at a lemonade stand, smiling, with a sign that reads, "Trains and micromobility are inevitably the future of urban transportation, whether society wants it or not. CHANGE MY MIND."

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  • Good job with meme template, everyone needs to start adopting this format and not the one with the conservative fascist chud that abuses his wife.

  • It's funny because trains are both the past and the future.

  • Tbh, as someone living in rural community all i want is decent public transportation of any sort. Like, it would be nice to have trains or escooters but, we don't even have busses ( though that having been said i don't how busses would get out here without it making tarc fare more expensive) or making bikes or scooter ( e or otherwise) a viable option in my area or making walking a more viable option. Admittedly i don't know how they would do the last one but, the others they've been trying to do for awhile. I'm hoping that this not only made sense but, actually was on point.

    • The US (and much of europe) needs to realize that car centric planning is not the solution to mobility problems, it's the cause! Suburbia could be more walkable if a few steps were taken during planning:

      • narrower roads (less wasted space, slower driving speeds, shorter distances)
      • Pedestrian paths that connect cul-de-sacs and streets (quicker access to higher order roads for pedestrians)
      • mixed use zoning/town houses (bring destinations to the people)
      • no mandatory minimum parking requirements for businesses (same advantages as my first point)
      • Note that the commenter said rural rather than suburban, and that's a really whole other can of worms, but on the other hand they aren't as frustrating to have cars. The population density is so low and the distances so large, it's hard to figure any thing other than cars to meet those needs.

        But I'm in suburbia, in fact right next to one of my cities mixed use mandate (all new housing must be dense housing and must construct retail space and office space with any housing construction). They also have very little parking for the retail space. So what has happened with those projects? The housing has filled up, but no company wants the retail space. A company could choose to open up a store there to serve that community and not much else owing to tiny parking, or they can set up 5 miles away for not much more and serve dozens of communities.

        There was one successful mixed use development, but they were massive and dedicated a huge amount to multiple parking decks. People pay a lot of money to live there and it is walkable distance wise, but it's car centric and unfortunately would have failed without accommodating cars.

        Best walkable experience I've had was a place with trams and pedestrian bridges, as well as roads and parking decks. Businesses could count on the reach afforded by accommodating cars, and pedestrians never had to step on a car road or suffer a bus stuck in traffic. However, it was a massively expensive place to be.

  • I wonder how a train is picking up my walking disabled mother from three Kilometres afar?

    Will a train stop at my house to pick up my some two tons of gardening scraps per year?

    At which time will it deliver my 100kg of groceries per week?

      1. Accessible trains that cover long distances (particularly high-speed rail) with trains that have floors at the level of the platform, like any European country with a competent public transport system. "Your mother" could also use something like a microcar to get to the station, which is allowed on bike lanes in the Netherlands as long as she can prove she has a disability.
      2. No, but your sons would have an easier and safer time getting around with protected bike lanes, which is precisely why parents in the Netherlands never have to do school runs.
      3. Your groceries will get to you faster the less unneccessary road users are there due to less induced demand. Do you honestly think countries that heavily rely on public transport don't have businesses that use the road regularly? Do you honestly think they have no emergency services (ambulances, firetrucks, police cars)? Have you actually thought about examples of how countries that actually exist using good public transport amenities and dense housing operate? Or are you just against change?
      • You meticulously avoided all hard questions. No problem, I just repeat them for you:

        I wonder how a train is picking up my walking disabled mother from three Kilometres afar?

        Will a train stop at my house to pick up my some two tons of gardening scraps per year?

        At which time will it deliver my 100kg of groceries per week?

        Also, How does a long distance train help my mother to get the 3km to her doctor?

        How does a train help me buying building materials? Last week I bought 400kg of tiles. One drive with a car. It would have taken ten travels with a train if the train did stop inside the hardware store and directly in front of my house. Delivery by truck would have cost €50.

        A "micro car" is not only insanely expensive, it also has no room for my mothers wheelchair.

        My country has one of the best public transport systems in the western world. Everything you mention is available here. We can drive EVERYWHERE for a €49 flat rate and we have three bus stops within 100 metres. Still that doesn't help to solve a single problem I mentioned earlier.

        Oh, and spending €245 for a family trip in a train? Not gonna happen. With the car it is a €10 trip.

        But there is a actually a solution which could work: Robotaxis at very low prices per km. It wouldn't lower the traffic but reduce the parked cars and the TCO of personal transport.

        Please give me moar bullshittery to mock you. It is fun.

    • Do you run an orphanage?

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