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Das Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
- Stör
  
  Hai!
- "Cattle marking and beef labeling supervision duties delegation law"
  Of course!
- I'm going to say Venezuela.
  
  It could be anywhere in South America really
- It's a former law, and there a two of them, together called Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz, a.k.a. RkReÜAÜG.
  (Source Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinderkennzeichnungs-_und_Rindfleischetikettierungs%C3%BCberwachungsaufgaben%C3%BCbertragungsgesetz)
- That's one
  
  Since when is an article not a word?
  
  1st word: "Das" 2nd word: "Rindfleischettiketierungs.....gesetz"
School shootings.
- F-22
  
  Canadian Bacon
Mass shooting
- Perforated students
- That's a tough one
Germ any
- Germ many
- So, you take any Germ?
  I have some Protozoans and Fungi, take it or leave it.
Denmark, motherfucker!
United States.
Ah shit, that trick wouldn't work for me ... I'm not from Poland.
- Try, "Not Polish," and they'll still have a shot
  
  One country down only 180ish to go
Wooden shoes
Maple Syrup
- I'm Sorry
  
  Ay?
- Yeah, eh?
  
  you betcha, bud
Poutine eh?
- Blame Canada!
- Sauf que, les québécois ne disent pas vraiment "eh" et le Québec n'est pas encore un pays.
  It's like saying "Nanaimo bars tabarnak".
  
  That's three words.
  
  The only groups of people who I have use "Eh", from least used to most used:
  People who's first language is French (maybe it's a prairie french thing?)
  People from the Maritimes
  People from the USA from places like Wisconsin.
- This dish was brought to you by: Vladimir
School shooters.
United States
- Of were? You ran out of words
  
  Ur mom
Nett hier
- Bayern/Hessen?
  
  Eher Baden-Württemberg, oder?
- ... aber waren Sie schon mal im frankfurter Bahnhofaviertel?
Sorry, eh?
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
- Gesundheit
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMK-hwVLxUQ
Deadly Spiders
- I think you misspelled "Crickey, mate!"
- gday
Uwot m8
samba feijoada
- Ah meu
Earthling country I mean regular country
- I'm also from Germany
- Nonrobot Factory
Dracula Land.
- That could be England, where Bram Stoker wrote his novel, Ireland, where Bram Stoker was from, or Romania, where the non-vampire guy came from.
  
  it's Romania, nobody would call either of the other two dracula land, unless they're terrible at this game
Global policing
We aren’t required to get involved, but we do. We always do.
- Wait a second... that's more than two words!
  
  I felt my two words needed an explanation.
Real Georgia
- Ok but which is the fake one?
  
  The American one. It's not a country.
Mispelt Austria
- Ah, good old Bangladesh.
Deadly capitalism
Vege mite
G'day mate.
Mama mia
- Italy!
  Oh no, here we go again...
Donut hamburger
- United States?
  
  Yee
Yee Haw
Is cheeseburger one word or two? Cause it's either Cheese Burger or Bacon Cheeseburger.
- ."
Not American
- America!
  
  Specifically, American backpacker in Europe.
IKEA 😭
Oi, mate!
Moz art
- Hungary, Welcome!
Cuppa tea / oi mate
Spaghetti mandolino
Mint tea
- Morocco?
  
  Correct
Guten Tag!
Maple Syrup
- I would've gone with "poutine, eh." But sure.
  I'm from the same place so....
Ex-empire
No mames
- Kazakhstan
Fjords, glaciers
- I liked the fjord focus
- "I won an award for it, you know.." - Slartibartfast
  
  "they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent" - Slartibartfast
- New Zealand!
  
  It's Norway. Is New Zealand known for fjords?
Big Gulp
- Welp, see ya later
- fuck yeah
Truck piss
Tree Octopus
- Fuck those guys. They think they're so great climbing trees... well SOME OF US CEPHALOPODS DON'T HAVE TO CLIMB, ERIC!
  
  What if my local patron saint is the tree octopus, but of course in the grand scheme of things the flying spaghetti monster governs all and must be respected accordingly... is that close enough to flying squid sanctification lol?
looks up from Newspaper United States goes back to reading Garfield
Old chap
burger land
Ur mother?
- I was going more off of the "not like that" title - what answers would fit into two words that would engender that response.
  That said, Antarctica is actually a brilliant answer, since not only is pretty much nobody from there, it is also merely one word so wrong on that count as well:-).
- Kind but generally really weird? Denmark?
Only one needed: Nazis
- Ah, you're from the US too.
  
  Could be Argentina
- Austria?
Salmon, oil
- Damn forgot Scotland also has both
European piracy
- Część 🤔?
- Sweden?
  
  There is a country in the EU that has much more online piracy
exploded journalist
Football Hooligans.
- Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
  
  We have toned it down a lot in recent years to match the normal level of thuggery.
  I'm struggling to think of any other nations that had all their clubs banned from competing though (after Haysel).
  
  I actually though of England right away, even before seeing their feddit.uk name
- Netherlands?
United States
- Mexico
Stinky Tofu
- Hong Kong or Taiwan?
  
  Taiwan!
  
  More likely Taiwan.
- fellow stinky tofu here
Chocolde / bier Chocolat / bièr Schokolade / bier
Yee haw
- Mexico?
Sup y'all
Racist guns
- I was gonna say FUCK YEAH!
Wooden shoes
- Sweden?
  
  Almost!
Public diamond
- Botswana?
  
  Nope. The USA. More specifically, Arkansas. Home of the only public diamond mine
Sauer Kraut
Sour Kraut
Left testicle
The Center
Martin Krpan
Abso! Lutely!
The Netherlands
Best beer
- Czech rebublic?
- America post Carter presidency?
- Subjective. Also wrong. Best beer is from Romania, actually. You're German? Belgian? Czech?
  
  As a non-Czech, the answer is Czech
  
  Oregon, actually, but we can get pedantic about flavors and styles.
Super SIze
Hotel California
Edit: Cowboy Chili
Smecherie generala
Nice try
EA cars
Scandinavian colonizer
- This could be either Sweden or Denmark
coffee beans
- the other option was 'drug cartel'
Taylor ham
My state
Howzit boet
Fit fit fits fit fit?
(That's technically 2 words, with one said 4 times. There's 2 different meanings of it though)
No idea.
mamaki aberseudeixu
Who are the smart ones now?!
From America
- America is 2 Continents
  
  Wait, what? Are you serious? Oh my gosh. This is news to me. Just... wow. Does everyone else know this?
  
  Ah sorry we can narrow it down to just half of one of those continents by saying United States
- It started long before Obama but yes
- That's three words but I'm guessing Russia if it was via window
Fuck you! I'm American!
- "Selfish cunt" would've been just as succinct
  
  Now then I'd assume you're from Australia

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