"The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob."

I would watch a game with this kind of commentary.

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Sounds like the Blood Bowl commentator team

I have to say, since finally playing a wizard, once you get fireball it's hard to imagine life any other way.

I know they said golf announcer, but in my head I only hear old-timey radio announcer, which is also amazing.

This is as good as the geoguesser and Excel world championship commentary.

Golfclaps, you say?