This is similarly good.
Statistical mechanics killed my grandfather!
That's great, I love it.
Can confirm; definitely wanted to kill myself while studying PChem and Chemical Engineering Thermodynamics.
Are we sure that "φουτοῦτρις" isn't simply an ancient Greek word for "prostitute?" As in, the graffiti is just an inscription of her name and position within the brothel?
I'm imagining a fancy corner office with the nameplate on the door reading...
Mola Lead Fucktress...and a queue of horny, toga-clad men waiting to be called in by the secretary.
A quick google shows Romans had a few words for prostitute, including meretrix, so it seems likely. Wiktionary says mere means pure in Latin, so... Uhhh
In a more refined society she would be referred to as a Warlord of the Bedchamber.
Best fucksmith in the business
Your comment reads like an Oglaf comic.
having gone to catholic high school and taken latin, I find no fault in this logic.....teehee
that's clearly Greek
FWIW, there is no indication that there is some etymological connection between futuo and fuck, because you could (mis)read the text like I did at first – although the translation is somewhat correct.
She simultaneously give fuck and don't give a fuck. That's how she got the name, she's just so masterful with the fuck.
OT, but I think we would make a great pair - something like Crouching tiger, hidden dragon.
Nice, Angry Stego, Annoyed Crabby, got a nice ring to it 😂
Does this count as proto-shithouse graffiti?
No, but only because Pompeii has that too.
I'd be happier with "Mola the Fuckstress" somehow.
That implies that she was capable of multiple fucks simultaneously, and as anyone who's attempted such would tell you: that ain't happening. Only one fuck at a time, and all others are bonus; though the current fuck at any given moment could very well cycle throughout the options, it's a matter of focused attention.
mola the fuckmistress
