No scurvy here
No scurvy here
No scurvy here
If life gives you lemons, make a scaleable operation.
Funnily enough life didn’t give us lemons. we made them
Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back. Get mad. I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons, do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down...with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Ooh I like this guy!
He says what everyone's thinking!
CAN IT! When God gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!
BEAR BLASTING! Similar to hump-catting.
Better safe than sorry.
It's good that this came along, since the Cave Johnson monologue just reads like a Karen nowadays.
When life gives you Karens, you just make karenade!
This is terrible business advice.
"Unless life is also giving you sugar, your lemonade is going to taste like shit."
... is he making lemon-shaped piss bombs from those piss jars which are then vacuumed away for safe storage & times of need?
There might have been a mixup & life keeps accidentally giving me those lemons.
Battles have literally been won on avoiding scurvy. Can’t remember which side but Spainish armada vs England naval battles. Had spies report back they were eating sauerkraut and thus didn’t get scurvy. Hard to fight a war while sick
When life gives you lemons, urine trouble.
this image speaks to me
Is that how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob ankle cold