Nebraska Spider-Man needs this:
Ballooning, sometimes called kiting, is a process by which spiders, and some other small invertebrates, move through the air by releasing one or more gossamer threads to catch the wind, causing them to become airborne...
Sounds leisurely!
Was gonna make a comment about webs as a sling shot and gliding but clearly nature has a way better solution.
Or like Wonder Woman in that terrible sequel where she just suddenly whips across the clouds.
maybe wind was blowing other way
Basically what you do in Just Cause.
If only he had some skills of a spider
He's out of breath because being in a car-dependent area doesn't afford him opportunities for exercise.
Great video!
Check the full channel if you liked it, it's great.
Knew it would be NJB before clicking :D
I thought ir would be city nerd lol
Unfortunately, a corn stalk can only get you so far.
Nebraska Spidermen make do
This is an actual plot point of some old Spider-Man stories.
Wasn't there another character that had something similar happen?
They were lured into an environment where their powers would be useless and they're just like "pfft bitch thought" and started ripping shit straight outta the ground.
I wanna say magneto but I honestly can't remember
Also, old spider man 2 for PS2. God I hate the parks and low raise buildings in that game.
Super unrealistic!
Fat Spiderman could never get a cab out here on the Prairies, he would show up in a battered farm truck and empty beer cans would fall out when he opened the door
The robber looks properly confused
So am I.
It's The Stig's American cousin!
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And if you like that, the same group did a TV show called Danger 5 which is MORE unhinged and awesome
That was awesome. Shades of Kung Fury.
I need...Nebraska
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