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data1701d (He/Him) @startrek.website

11mo ago

I'd go to school if...

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You'd flunk out of starfleet academy.
- Yeah. Boothby would be a terrible janitor
  
  MFer keeps tracking potting soil in the lecture halls.
- I wouldn't even pass the entrance exam.
  
  Implying you’d just sit in the test room as instructed, while as far as you know, a bunch of people die in the corridor outside.

So my teachers are...plutocrat, terrorist, part-time terrorist, blogger, war criminal, twink, ancient sex-changing slug, sentient mud, and he-who-must-suffer...?
What am I learning here?
- Life skills 😎
- Vital information for your every day life.
  Obviously.
- Shit, I went to regular schools and still managed to major in “He-Who-Must-Suffer-nomics”.

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