fellas

Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,... nope, we can't have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.

Sometimes oral ingestion isn't enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.
- BRB need to man up, calling up the fellas to give me a test butt-injection stat
- Works for vodka, must work for manliness too
Fun fact: the opposite of estrogenize is in fact to androgenize. No relation to androgynize with a Y, they're just one letter apart and for many speakers 100% homophonic, but they're very different in meaning, if we're talking about men's sex hormone intake.
Isn't there an african tribe that really believes this?
Edit: they are from papua https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbari_people
- This is not good.
  Male rites of passage
  Maku: This is the first rite of passage for the boys. They are separated from their mothers at this stage and participate in bloodletting (where long sticks are inserted up their nostrils to make them bleed), therefore ridding themselves of their mothers' presence in them. The Simbari people do not believe that males are born with semen and so, during Maku, the boys participate in fellatio. They are also required to undergo a strict diet during this time period, which is from age 7–10.
  Imbutu: This stage is filled with camaraderie, male bonding, and rewards for making it through the first set of Rites.
  Ipmangwi: During this stage, the boys begin to go through puberty, and they no longer need to participate in fellatio. They also learn gender roles, and how to have intercourse. Once they have learned this, they look for a wife and marry during this stage. It lasts for three years as well, during the ages 13–16.
  Nupusha: During this stage, the males get married and have intercourse. This stage happens only after the others have been completed, and they must be at least 16 years old.
  Taiketnyi: The males undergo bloodletting again during this stage, as their wives have their first menstrual cycle as married women.
  Moondung: This stage is when the women give birth to their first child. This is the final step, and signifies completion of the Rites of passage. They can now be considered full-grown, respectable men.
- Wow. Reading that was...quite a doozy.
And is better than or.
Nothing straighter than two dudes just bro'ing out together. Not a lady in sight, just two guys doin guy things.

Eating pussy is pretty intimate
Greater intimacy often yields greater empathy
Greater empathy towards women makes right wing positions harder to hold, as those positions are often hostile to women

Therefore, in a sense, eating pussy leads to leftism, I guess.

It's easier to explain the other way around IMHO:
People with low empathy don't care about the feelings of others.
This in turn makes them ~~not~~ see their partners as nothing else than a vehicle for their own pleasure, both explaining objectification and not caring to pleasure their partners.
It also means they're attracted to social and political theories that put the good of others - including the common good - below one's own self satisfaction (not just in money terms but also things like feeling superior to whole groups of people) as they validate the ways in which they themselves naturally tend to behave, hence they are rightwingers (not just the Fascist far-right but also Neoliberals).
In other words, those two things are not linked as Cause and Consequence but rather are both Positivelly Correlated with a Low Empathy personality

All I read is that if women want their pussy to be eaten they should date leftists.

Spiritual lesbian, reporting for duty. o7
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_Women_Have_Better_Sex_Under_Socialism
- So, seizing the means of reproduction?
- Yeah, Socialist East Germany had a lot going against it (the whole restrictive surveillance state thing) but it was a lot more sex-positive than the West.

If licking pussy leans one to the left due to estrogenization, I can see now why the right likes Trump, Putin, and testosterone so much.

Oof

FELLAS is it gay to like women? I mean you're literally attracted to someone who likes penis.

FELLAS! is it gay to masturbate? I mean you're literally playing with a man's penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.
I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.
- That's pretty gay.... If you're not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?
  Sounds like you're just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me
Reminds me of that Reddit post about a guy who refused to wipe his own ass because touching his ass was gay
FELLAS!!! is it gay to breathe? I mean you're literally literally sharing a room of air with a penis.
Soo weird how some conservatives scream about how easily they could accidentally be turned gay or trans
We'll never know how this happens
- What? Are you just going to take us at our words that we were always like this? Or are you going to be a real man and decide how you think it might work with no evidence besides what you suppose and notice and make your firm commitment to that conclusion everyone else’s problem?
Fellas, is it gay to penis?
- Penis, is it fellas to gay?
FELLAS!! Is it gay to be gay?
- Thats too straight forward not to be straight!
- Nah that can't be it
FELLAS!!! Is it gay to wipe your ass? You're touching a man's butt!

I’m sure these guys are also anti-blowjob following this logic

Nah bro. Eating cum testosteronizes the body. That's why I blow my bros at the gym in a totally hetero way.
- It's not gay it's gayns
- post-workout protein shot
Conservative dudes: eating pussy is gay. Hey, how come women won't date me?

In high school, I had a bumper sticker that read, “Lesbian trapped in a man’s body.” If eating pussy makes me gay, then I’m the gayest mf’er this side of the Mississippi.

Your statement implies a gayer mf'er on the other side of the Mississippi. Be the gayest mf'er on both sides of the Mississippi.
there are portions of north central minnesota where you could be the gayest mf'er east, west, north and south of the mississippi.

cuckolding the spirit

...

maybe he's into it? religious kink x cuckholding sure does sound interesting

You need to understand that this is not about sexuality, but about patriarchy. For them sex is about power over women, not about pleasing them. Cunnilingus focuses on female pleasure, which is a problem for this world view. Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly". This is expressed through the accusation of being "gay".

Men unwilling to take part in the oppression of women are seen as "unmanly".
Which is funny, because it's much more "unmanly" to be so afraid of not being the ""alpha male"" that you're afraid of giving your partner pleasure. How insecure in your manhood do you need to be to think eating a woman out lowers your status?
- I love how even the guy who originally suggested the concept of alpha male says he was wrong and there is no such thing yet people still go around thinking they are one.
This explains why Ben Shapiro's wife is so dry
Yeah they see a man submitting to a woman as gay. I’ve long suspected it’s part of why so many submissive men are into forced bi. Though I think that’s also because a ton more men are actually at least a little bi than admit it. But yeah and so many men see giving oral as an act of submission rather than an act of mutual pleasure. It makes me sad for all y’all straight folks that such attitudes are even remotely common.

Noo I'll never be able to claim that nickname on Bluesky

Registration has been open for a couple weeks now...

You can always tell something is bullshit if it says 99% anywhere.

Not always, but 99% of cases (basically all but this comment)
Vegetable broth is 99% water.
- Unironically incorrect, your broth is bad and you should feel bad

I love eating pussy so much I could cry while eating pussy and film it and be blackmailed with the footage by myself. There, I said it.

Maybe we should stop labeling and everyone can start their introduction with "I like pussy" / "I like dicks" / "I like dogs" etc

It must be a sad world to live in where it’s a personal failing to satisfy the hell out of the woman you love.

Imagine wanting to give your partner pleasure.
I joke but I think that might actually be it. A lack of empathy for women or something.
- I think there's some submission/dominance stuff in it too, but that's just lack of creativity and communication with your partner problem imho

There's nothing more manly than eating a hairy butthole

So then, if a woman is exclusively attracted to men who eat pussy, does that also make her a lesbian?

That's cool y'all, more for me and the lesbians.

"Who ate all the pussy?"
The kind of thing Axl Rose would wear on a shirt

"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" is a stand up comedy bit from the 1980s.

Which really fucking sucked for all lesbians, especially the trans ones. It did result in some absolute bangers of comebacks though

"Prohibit cunnilingus"?

More theocratic by the day

When was the start of this thousand year prohibition? 😂 5/7 perfect troll post.

Nothing makes this cisman feel more queer than eating pussy. Let me tell you..

Khalid was right all along

100% a 4chan virgin writing that

*1000%

Funny thing is, I’ll bet it’s the exact opposite for cis men. I’m willing to bet that if somebody actually did some blood tests, you’d see a surge of testosterone during and after the act compared to prior arousal. One that likely far outstrips the relevance of any dubious exposure to estrogen. I think we should perform this experiment. Maybe even see if there are differences between men and make some correlations.

no. its because both are correlated with caring for others.

Controversial but I hate it when a guy goes down on me and foreplay is overrated. Let's just get to the good part.

Everyone has their own view of what the good part is. That's the fun of it.
i mean, presumably for all of us who like foreplay that's because 1) it is a good part, and 2) it's a requirement for the main event to actually be enjoyable.
It's sorta like how the process of cooking and smelling the delicious aromas helps you get hungry and want to eat, whereas if you try to eat without even being hungry it's actually pretty miserable..
My wife is like this lol, I like to have a slow buildup and she’s like “just put it in there cmon!!!”
It’s cute

I don't need to be called out like this.

...what part of this is calling you out?
- I eat pussy and have gender dysphoria.

It gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy. https://youtu.be/v5As4WQQH2Q?si=QXjga9UupNXbcqP6

Imagine being hung up on whether something you like might be considered gay. In 2024.

I always assumed that men who don't go down on a woman are concerned about eating cum. Either theirs or some other dude's.

i mean that is something that i would hate but there's also the slightly incredibly obvious solution of doing it beforehand
- Imagine you are with a girl you just met, when was the last time she had cum in her? Was it last week? Was it last night? Was it this morning? Was it two hours ago? You have no idea if you are going to be slurping up her grool or some dude's seed.
  Imagine you and your long-term girlfriend had sex this morning, does she still have cum in her at 8pm? Maybe you had sex last night, does she have cum in her the next morning? How about 8pm? When is it "safe" to go down on her without cumming in your own mouth via a 3rd party?
  That is the mental place you have to consider.
Do men really not taste their own cum? I've always wondered. I feel like I'd be tempted at least once.
- If there's some cross contamination during the event, whatever. I'm not inclined to care in that situation
  I wouldn't spoon it out of a bowl like pudding tho
- It depends on the person, just like not every girl knows what their discharge taste like.
  Some guys get curious, some guys would never(gross, homophobia, no interest), some guys involuntary do/have(surprise snowball, bad aim, she had a prior transaction).
  There is a big difference between being curious once, avoiding eating residual creampie, and enjoying eating a cummy puss.