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I installed a new font from the AUR just for this meme.
- sploosh.
- You know you can just download arbitrary ttf files to ~/.fonts
  You don't need to install them system wide. That's where my Comic Sans and Gnommish fonts live
  
  sploosh.
- not sure what that AUR thing is, but it sounds so hot omg 🫦
  
  AUR is so hot right now.

Arch Linux user and their boyfriend - you can even choose who is who.

This…is not how it goes with my wife.
- This is exactly how it goes between me and your wife!
  
  Can confirm
  
  I’m bi and we’re freaky. How you doin’?
- Well then let me volunteer to be your wife. Guaranteed to work
  
  We aren’t Mormon, but I’m sure we could work something out.

Ok but what am I supposed to do if I'm both people in that experience???? Uhh checkmate liberal
- I too advocate for checking your mates

The fact that I've actually done this while talking to women makes me scream inside.
- I did as well, she insisted Fedora is better, dodged a bullet there
  
  I mean Fedora is better for most. Or maybe opensuse tumbleweed / slowroll.
  Things should roll per package but people should decide how long every package should be tested.
  This would cause unique systems for many though, so some distro versioning, having testing, tested and very well tested makes sense.
  Fedora has this when creeping at the second latest release until EOL afaik.

- It's so sad fatass Rathalos died of ligma
  
  What's Rathalos
  
  Yeah, ligma anti-air shot from my corn cob gunlance!
  (That's the rest of the joke right?)
  
  What's ligma?

Me with my gf
- And me with my wife.
  She has no clue what a rolling release or a distro is, and she doesn't care, but she gets horny when I nerd out about something I'm enthusiastic about.
  
  Lucky! My wife just browses Instagram on her phone , occasionally saying "uh huh," while I ramble on about my latest obsession like a toddler talking about seeing a garbage truck.
  
  Actually my gf is talking about stuff while im mostly horny because i just am
- Me with my virtual girlfriend (ChatGPT)
  
  ChatGPT sucks. Try NovelAI. I have so many gfs in it as well with my irl 1
  
  GPTirlfriend?

I'm sad there's no tumbleweed emoji
- I think this ∞ is close enough.
  
  It must do but I'm still waiting for my tumbleweed emoji

It excites my wife because there's still good money to be had in high tech. Once we devs are fully replaced by AI, the horny will end.

Me explaining to my girlfriend (the voices in my head) about the brilliant magic of source-based packaging with binary cache
- Don't take the medication your doctors are giving you (they are trying to kill your girlfriend)!

Tumble me weeds!!

I'm not saying this exact scenario happens, but sapiosexuals are absolutely a thing.
- Hello, allow me to introduce myself. 👋

So your GF is in favor of uncontrollable security issues and massive user scrambling to fix whatever your update fucked up on a daily basis?
There's a reason updates are batched, this is so fuckdamn shortsighted.
- There’s a reason updates are batched
  Yes. And I like to be the one doing that on my system.
  
  And I like updates that are actually tested on silicon before they're rolled out. Rolling distros don't do that. In that environment, YOU are the tester.
  And You must be a fucking unemployed savant to be able to check every line of code being pushed to you daily.
- NixOS ftw
- That's not my experience with Arch at all, it kinda just works nowadays
  
  I've never run Arch itself but have been super happy with Manjaro. They do the testing and batch up the updates for you. 6 months in on several different machines with no issues at all, honestly better than any Debian based desktop I've run.
  Almost anything I've ever wanted has been in either the main repo or AUR, no more hassle with stale versions of this or that when I want to run some hot new software of the week. Everything just works.
  However as mentioned elsewhere it's all Debian all the time for my servers, where stability is the name of the game.
- Few years ago I installed arch and started furiously pacman -Syu'ing just to see how long it would take before some botched update would send me scrambling for a fix. Still waiting for it to happen. Any day now.

I would like to ask a question from the esteemed and rather cultured gentlemen/ladies in the chat: why do you think women don't like this sort of stuff? I thought they liked it when a man is passionate?
- Any statement about what women like in general is wrong!
  Women are 50% of all humans, there isn't anything they all like or dislike.
  
  Oh yeah? Then explain "Mama Mia! Here We Go Again"
  
  Agreed
- If we're going to take the meme literally, I tend to not like it when men try to explain something to me that I already know a lot about. It happens A LOT (especially with technical stuff), and it usually comes off as a condescending lesson rather than two people sharing a passion with each other in a conversation.
  
  Do they do this when they know that you know?
- They like it when a man they're already attracted to is passionate, at least that's my theory
  
  Well yes that's true

Both

If only

Upstream should do versioning, the distribution model is flawed.
- YES

Keep your eye on what's important.
- Point one, you feel like a fuckin hacker... Point two, profit

You mean immutable
- no, I don't.
  
  Yes you do.

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