Boys on e-bikes that are too stupid to understand how they put a disabled person like me in danger while I'm doing physical therapy on a bike trail:
lithium legs
iddy biddy lady legs
sexy little lady legs
heavy Huggies dumped a load on his power wheels
After all the cars that have hit me (7) and bullshit I've seen in 15 years and at least 170k miles on a bike, no one riding foolishly will last for very long.
A few years ago, VICE came out with a piece about a hypothetical private bodyguard business someone started up in China, but the laws would restrict a lot of the ways you could actually guard a body, so one thing led to another and it turned into what amounted to “martial arts elitism” (and apparently people think your smooth moves can stop projectiles). After the fact, I chuckled at twisting a Bible verse to say “man does not live on fists alone.”
A few years ago, VICE came out with a piece about a hypothetical private bodyguard business someone started up in China, but the laws would restrict a lot of the ways you could actually guard a body, so one thing led to another and it turned into what amounted to "martial arts elitism" (and apparently people thing your smooth moves can stop projectiles). After the fact, I chuckled at twisting a Bible verse to say "man does not live on fists alone."