What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?
What is the worst ever pickup line that you actually used IRL?
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Me: Have you ever had your bellybutton kissed?
Her: Yes, of course I have.
Me: From the inside?
It didn’t work, but she laughed.
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My immediate thought was pregnancy
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yeah what is this supposed to imply?
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That he wanted to crawl into her vagina and bite his way through to the belly button? IDK, I'm not a belly-button fetishist.
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Maybe we just found the account of an alien chestburster.
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They're a cunning limguist.
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Can someone explain this ?
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