EXCUSE ME?!

Problem is that the new show isn't for kids. It is aimed at adults. I mean... it's on HBO.

You would let a child watch Velma?

imagine being an adult and rooting for a shitty sports team that never wins because its the one you grew up near.

Why would you bother to resurrect the corpse of a cartoon long dead that children don’t care about and then fail to put the titular character in?

People only cared about the dog, and maybe Shaggy.

Don’t tell me you liked Velma. The only thing she ever did was lose her glasses.