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ummthatguy @lemmy.world

1y ago

Post taco night: A story in pictures

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If your tacos are making you constipated you're doing it wrong.
- If your tacos cause you gastric distress of any kind, you're a weakling, and your bloodline must end.
  
  I eat some heinous peppers. Heinous. If a common taco, or Taco Bell, causes issue, you got issues. It ain't the food.
  
  It's such a common meme that I guess there must be some truth to it, but even as an IBS sufferer the idea that exposure to any vaguely ethnic food will cause a white person's ass to explode the next day is utterly baffling.
- Jackfruit and beet tacos with curtido
  
  Down under?
  
  See, that's what's known as "wrong".
- I think it's a diarrhea face. Yeah, that's a fun thing to say out loud.
  
  While it could be seen that way, the second GIF tends to lean toward the constipation interpretation. Another fun thing to say.

- But there's so many of them and it's so convenient.

This is the best community on the internet. Never had I been so consistently in stitches.

What is a post taco? And why does it look like Kirk is sticking his "post taco" up his ass?

So you can get some ointments what can help with that

You make it til the next morning? I'm lucky it I make it 20 minutes

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