Man, if I saw someone riding a fucking electric unicycle, I too would pop a wheelie.
If I actually trusted myself to not fuck it entirely.
I do have a car, to be fair. But, it's really useful for me. But nowhere near as good as a bike. Fuck other drivers. Funny when it looks like their trying to race you, and it's like "I'll be at 100, before you hit 60, calm down.