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1y ago

Fuck them right in the...?

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It looks like someone crossbred a VW Bus with a panda bear then startled it.
- I mean, you gotta have a hobby 🤷

It's pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.
- For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it
- Footpounding is a legitimate, if waning, practice.

not a single gay or young person on whatever team decided the name lmao
or maybe there were some, giggling in the background
- We had a project once called Asset Analytics which the steering team decided to shorten to AssAnal. It lasted a couple of months until it was changed to metrics
  
  I bet a certain Analyst/Therapist was involved in that.
  
  I can barely imagine how funny that must have been
  
  They knew
- Some of these names must be handed to the higher-ups with pure malicious intent, I love it
  
  Not malitious - this is a case of chaotic good. If it's funny and harms noone, roll with it!

It's called an XBus now. Yes it's not better.
But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.
- The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s...
- The day is saved, we found a totally not memable name for our vehicle.
- Would possibly create some confusion in Denmark where the public inter-region busses are called X-Bus..
- I don't get it. Please tell me the double entendere of "XBus."
  
  XXXbus

i don't know what bussy means and at this point I'm to afraid to ask.
- boy pussy, so just a man's ass
  
  I’ve also heard both "back" and "butt."
  
  thank you
  
  And then there's wussy, or woman bussy
  
  Ooooohhh 🤣
- "A calzone could also be called a pizzussy"
  
  i am learning so much today
  
  This is the funniest damn wiki entry I've ever seen.
  ...different uses of the suffix, such as the merging of "Margaret Thatcher" with "-ussy" to create the portmanteau Thatchussy.[2] Other examples include clussy (clown and pussy) and grussy (Grinch and pussy).[2]: 6

Just 20 HP? I need something that is able to survive while I'm farming. At least give us 40 HP.
- It has plenty of MP and protective spells, though..
  
  It's supposed to be a tank class, who decided to make it a mage?
- Don't worry, older tractors used to have 25Hp. You'll be fine.
  
  You speak like someone who never had a giant rat infestation in the cabbage patch not far from here
- I think thats room for plenty members of parliament

20 Hit points for a car isn't much if we're going by traditional RPG metrics, but I suppose I'm not sure what the creators were using as a template when they made it.
- Depends on how traditional you want to get. The original metric was the number of 14" shells something could survive. Given that, 20 seems pretty good for a car.
  
  So the average human is, what, 0.05 HP?
- How do we know it's RPG and not RTS?
- But that attack... Nnngh.

So how many people fit inside your ebussy?
- At least 7
  
  At once, or consecutively?
- All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!
  
  Hey! my girlfriend fit 36 people in his ebussy!

They renamed it
https://www.motortrend.com/news/xbus-modular-electric-van-system/
- Truly a sad day in history
- The XBUSSY

It's X-bus nor ebusses
x bus official website site
I found it's a nice concept, manually remplaçable battery, modulable, light and long autonomy
- Is it really modular if it doesn't have lego compatible nubs
- remplaçable
  bom gia
- I was excited about it as well... in 2021. They're never going to build these and if/when they do, it will bomb hard. It has become way too expensive and there are cheaper real electric cars now. There isn't a market for these overpriced quads anymore. Only ones going to drive these are those with a death wish.

I hate EV torque ratings. They're not even remotely comparable to ICE vehicles.
The power ratings for the eBussy don't adhere to SAE-J2908, btw.
Please at least use SAE-J2908.
- Where do they even measure this, is it at the wheels?
  
  You measure the bussy.
  
  Exactly my point. You get it.

Either it’s max defensive and evasion, or it’s the glassiest glasscannon since power-trick Shuckle.
- I wonder what its typing is.

Finally, I can have a bussy.

Yeah, fuck those imperial units.
Lb-Ft, pfff ...

Me and the boys entering the eBussy:

I see someone was down bad for hatune miku
- She's real TO ME damnit!

Ebussy sounds like a dating or porn service for femboys

... I want one so badly now
- Down bad on the eBussy
- Do they come in Sailor Moon coloring?

Grab 'em by the...
- ... Charging cable because it's time to leave

Ich liebe die e-Busse
- Sehe auch kein Problem hier. Alle lieben doch Bussis
- eBussy hehe sounds like pussy
  Gen Z humor...
  
  (B)oy p(ussy)
  It’s a gay thing not a Gen Z humour thing

In russian it sounds even more hilarious

Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation, but particularly in a vehicle where there is a transmission involved.
- Torque is a stupid, meaningless figure in almost any situation
  Are you the one overtightening all the bolts in my shop??
  
  Maybe.
- Here's something tp calm your nerves, Talk The Torque, the best damn car review show on the Internet!
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8627su-jKWo
  
  Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  https://www.piped.video/watch?v=8627su-jKWo
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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It sounds cool

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