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0x4E4F @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Chicken soup

242 comments

Puppy!
- You mean 小狗.
  
  No. I'm an American and I eat dogs.

Cock
- Well, at least you're honest 🤷.
  
  Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

Thinkpad clitoris
- What are you a fuckin parrot?
  
  Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect
- Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
  
  I use arch
- The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
- That's my band name

Sigh...Pussy.
- Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy 🥰.

Crayon
- How old are you? 🤨
  
  Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!
  
  Well, afaik they don’t let you enlist in the USMC until you’re 17
- Found the Marine

Goldfish
- Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
  
  Times is tough

Potato Soup. Nickname Potato.
- Nickname Potat.
  
  I agree.

Brick
- ಠ_ಠ
- Mmm, crunchy.

5 guys
- oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!
  
  Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.
  Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.

Motor oil
- mm, delicious

Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
- I'd just stick with the first one, trust me on this.

Arsenic.
- You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.
- Aw he dead.

Your Mom’s Pussy
- Hope she likes it, really... like I know she hasn't been ate since my dad died 😔.
  
  Is that what she's told you
  
  Time to step up.

Asshole
- Well, if you insist...

Biscuit
It's a great name.
- Thank you.

Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
- Wow, didn't know anyone actually ate roosters.
  
  "WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE"

2 whole pots of nutella
- Microwaved? As a little treat?

Creme brulé

Taco

Child.

prostitute

Turkish delight

Tamale!

Tequila coke
- The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast

Dog is such an uninspired name though...

Bok Choy

Dog

He is meaty ziti now

Pho

Sushi

spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal

Tortilla chip

Beans!

Baked beans

Dog food

Pussy

CHICHARRONES!

Werther's Original

Oreos and milk

Pudding

Asshole

Sausages

Shokupan is actually a great name for that little fluffy white dog.

Chocolate.

Bologna sandwich

Pizza or more specifically chicken bacon pizza, with garlic fingers .

I think French Toast is a great name for the little guy

Hackfleisch pide mit sucuk und scharf

potato

Your sister
- Please do... she needs it 🥺.

Waffle.

Cookie

egg roll

Chili

Cum

242 comments