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Star Trek: Enterprise x Deep Rock Galactic

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Star Trek:TNG × Stardew Valley.
I've already made this crossover. In my head Canon, Data is using the holodeck to learn about Earth's agrarian culture.
- Data married Maru, right?
  
  I haven't chosen a spouse yet. I decided Data would try to date everyone all at once to learn more about human relations. We are still working on getting them all to 8 hearts.

Hazbin Hotel & DOOM Eternal
...
oh no

Adventure Time x Hades…
Shut up and take my money

F1 and F1 Wait a minute
- F1 + F1 = F2
  
  Alt + F4

Cyberpunk DS9... which is just DS9, but with more crime and body augmentation.
Resisting the corporation is futile. Your distinct intellectual property will be added to our own.

Taskmaster + Team fortress 2
Amazing I lobe it already
- That would be amazing!
  Spy is the taskmaster. Scout never reads the task fully and does the task quickly but often gets disqualified. All of Pyro's solutions are fire based, obviously. Teams up with Demoman on team tasks. Results are hilarious. I think Soldier and Medic would be the 'normal' contestants, but with the weirdest items brought in for the first task.

Baldur's Piece, the adventures of Luffy the mindflayer

Takeshi's Castle and Disco Elysium.
Things are gonna be weird no matter what way around it goes.

Futurama x Baldur's Gate.
Hell, that could be fucking awesome.
- They already did that. It's the Bender's Game movie.
  
  Oh shit, you're right!
  I need a Bender's Game: The Game now.
- Mine is Futurama x Quake
- I feel that's just Borderlands but with a robot that has a nice shiny metal ass.

Doctor who and No Man's Sky

Stargate SG1 x Half-Life Alyx
I’d watch that.

Cyberpunk Edgerunners + Cyberpunk 2077 🤔
- Seems fitting

Reacher and Borderlands is gonna kick some behind
- Reacher and Fallout 4 tho...

For All Mankind x Portal: Revolution
This would sure make going back and forth easier! Just be sure not to fire the wrong portal when you get there…

Cowboy Bebop - Baldurs Gate 3
- This could turn out to be the greatest game ever.
- The crew of the Bebop finds the edge of their crystal sphere* and ends up in Realmspace, got kidnapped by mindflayers, and have to deal with the parasite before repairing their ship and heading home
  There's one cutscene with Spike fighting a dragon in the Swordfish II, and obliterating it with the plasma cannon
  *I know crystal spheres aren't part of the lore anymore but that's stupid and I don't respect it

BaldursGate:SG-1. Those illithid don’t stand a chance against P90s.
- O'Neill: This (holds up Fear spell) is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. (throws it away to the side) This (holds up the P90) is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy.
  
  Oneill is definitely an 8 int barbarian
  Daniel is the wizard since he had Merlin’s consciousness for a while
  Sam is an artificer
  Teal'c is an oathbreaker paladin (he broke an evil oath so his alignment is now good)
  Jonas is the npc follower that annoys everyone with his bad haircut.
  Vala is the thief
  And finally we have Cam Mitchell, he’s a hyper min maxxed fighter (pilot).

Frasier + Cult of the Lamb
LOL

South Park X Mini Metro
I let chatgpt give it a try:
Picture Stan and Kyle trying to reach a concert but getting stuck on a constantly shifting Mini Metro map. Meanwhile, Cartman exploits the subway's limited resources, creating his own underground empire. As the chaos unfolds, Kenny finds himself in a loop, endlessly riding the subway due to a glitch. The boys must navigate quirky station challenges, encountering Mini Metro power-ups and obstacles while interacting with classic South Park characters in the subway madness.

The witcher and.... The witcher. Something tells me that might suck.
- Hmm... Fuck.

Bones + Minecraft.
Examining a body for evidence would be a lot more exciting while it's fighting you.

It’s always sunny + fallout 4. Somehow I don’t think a lot has changed
- The Gang Goes Nuclear

Tiny Tina's Wonderlands and Scrubs. Valentine is practically JD already anyway.

Cowboy Bebop x Diablo 2: Remodded
Free money imo

Clarkson's Farm x Cookie Clicker.
Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
- I'm not dead! Clicks cookie

Halo (TV show) and wow classic...
That's some on shrooms shit
- I'm not sure when Microsoft (IP owner as of Oct. 5, 2007) should have made a Halo MMORPG (WoW Classic) or MMOFPS (PlanetSide 2)... but that should have. Factions could be USMC and Covenant. I could see it working out well to have things like WoW battlegrounds.

Reacher + Power Wash Simulator.
Don't mess with the special jet washers.

The Expanse and Destiny 2. Hmm.
- That would tie together pretty well!

Jerry Seinfeld running around in Balmora: What's the deal with Silt Striders? Are they fleas or eldritch gods?
Kramer: I'm gaining levels Jerry.

Dr. Who x Halo. Very interesting

Loki + Sea of Stars
Works out perfectly, actually.

James May: Our Man in India and Deep Rock Galactic.

Star Trek Voyager X Palworld.
- Finally I too can kill Tuvix.

Dr. Stone x Lethal Company
Maybe the entities won't be so scary if we learn their chemical and genetic composition

Final Fantasy 7 + Kill la Kill

Fargo and Dave the Diver.
Could be really interesting. Dave goes into the blue hole and finds a dead body. He needs to work with a detective on solving a murder while also running a sushi restaurant at night.
I would play this.

Mr Robot and Super Tux Kart. The only thing I can think of is I'd have Elliot's monotone narration over the gameplay.
- Perhaps there's a portion of gameplay before or after each race, where you try to sabotage your opponent's carts in different ways.

Supernatural x Cyberpunk. Unholy is pretty apt.

Foundation Borderlands 3.
Should have been Foundation Ark if you'd asked anytime in the last 2 months.

Cult of the Lamb and The Mandalorian. I'm here for it.

Top Gear x WOW SOD
Tonight on Top Gear Azeroth, Jeremy flies a bat, Richard has a wand, and James turns into a purple cat

King of the Hill x Kingdom Hearts 3
I’m fine with this.
- My brain photoshopped Hank Hill with Sora's outfit in my mind and I'm laughing like an idiot
  Wait this is a whole thing lmao
  Now I'm laughing even stupider

The Witcher and Portal Revolution. Now all I can think of is Geralt as a test subject complaining non stop about having to use a portal gun.

Brooklyn 99 and Baldur's Gate 3.
- Rosa as Lae'Zel.

Project Zomboid x Hazbin Hotel.
So it's just the same game just set in hell and has singing demons instead of zombies.

Doom + cosmos =
Doom: a space time apocalypse

Stargate SG1 and Hellidvers.
Se will spread "liberty" and "democracy" throughout the entire galaxy.

King of the Hill and Palworld
Butterfree NOOOOO!!!!
- Rain dogs and slay the princess. I....I have no clue

Don't starve and Kitchen nightmares
What the everloving fuck is this? It tastes like you cooked monster meat in a crockpot
You're going to kill someone with this dish you fucking donkey
Wes frantically making balloon animals