Meanwhile I'm like
I've seen a changelog that said "Introduced some bugs, so we can fix them later".
It was a joke, but true nonetheless.
It was a joke
Narrator: Of course, it wasn't.
Good opportunity to say how annoying are update notes like “We are continuing to improve our application. We fixed a couple more issues to make it more stable”. Corporate style, uselessness and the fact that this update can contain some stupid redesign is disgusting.
"We are constantly improving our application. Please keep updates turned on."
I've reached a point where I avoid these types of updates. An update post like that either means nothing important changed or they're up to something.
A while ago I saw that style of patch notes, updated an app, and suddenly I can't use it anymore because it got limited to a maximum of 2 devices. Another time I updated an app putting a harmless "we improved the user experience" message, they put dark mode behind a paywall. This isn't counting the number of times an app got redesigned to make the user experience worse for no reason. Maybe they wanted to justify hiring 5 UI/UX interns in that quarter or something.
The patch notes look harmless, but my god, they are usually up to something.
Yeah. I do the same. That "we are making improvements" text is corporate for "we don't have anything remotely close to change management or quality assurance".
I'm done with programs that need meaningless updates like this every day. All my patience for that was used up with flash and java.
Yep, we also got one of these:
and pretty sure the "y" was typo.
Straight to jail
We have the best commit log in the world, because of jail.
Could be worse. I've got a repo where 30 commits after eachother are just ".". Nothing else.
More than anybody I'd like seeing justice be done.
Be we need him, he fixes our javascript ...
I was hoping one would be nae nae
My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"
I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.
I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.
'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'
The people that do this are either inept or experts, no inbetween
just a hobbyist here, but wouldn't this actually be a good use for AI? Just copy the code and "provide a git committ title for this code"?
AI might be able to write what you did but not why you did it
Yep this is already a thing built into code editors like webstorm :)
My commits when merged into main generally read like
[Ticket-123] Summary of what was done. Eg: Return user foo property in bar endpoint
- update bar view to return new foo key
- update foobrinator to determine foo property
- update tests
It takes an extra minute or two but it's more informative for the team / future me.
Mine look similar except the body is mostly "the X was doing Y, but it should've been doing Z" or "the docs say bla, $link". I try to separate the individual "update A to do B" in separate commits, but sometimes it just isn't possible.
Every one is using AI to make funny pictures. This is what they should be using it for. Look at my diff, generate a commit message.
If you don't know what you've done within a commit, it probably shouldn't be a single commit, with or without AI Although if you're talking about using AI to make funny commit-messages...
Funny enough, that's a feature of GitHub copilot: https://code.visualstudio.com/docs/editor/github-copilot#_generate-git-commit-messages
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/visualstudio/write-your-git-commits-with-github-copilot/
Could be worse:
git commit --allow-empty-message -m ""All praise our lord and saviour
git rebase -i!amen!
--amend
I fckd up a
git rebase -itoday withgit commit -a --amend...Thankfully
git reflogallowed me to assemble the branch again ... from pieces.
git commit -m 'initial commit'
git commit --amend
git commit --amend
git commit --amend
git commit --amend
....
git commit --amend
kinda like on google play how it says "what's new: no information from the developer" or "what's new: we regularly update our app to fix bugs, improve performance and add new features".
do_the_thing() { git commit -am "$(date)" git push }And I'd bet stuff is still broken!
Yeah. Definitely. If it was fixed there would be a commit with log 'works now. WTF?!'
At least none of it is WIP...
Meh. At least you know "WIP" means you shouldn't expect that particular commit to work.
It just has to work enough.
Perhaps, but there will a bunch of TODO comments so pick your poison
There are some, but not in the picture 🙃
Maybe they tastefully squash merge when they pr/merge into main.
The don't... 😭
Why user standard version and conventional commits in the first place? When this is only a fraction of purposeful commit messages
Because if you are creating a changelog automatically based on the commit messages it will be very public and that user will look bad.
https://www.conventionalcommits.org/en/about/#tooling-for-conventional-commits
I remember making a bunch of fixes and calling them after Star Wars movies with the thing I'm fixing or what was broken as the noun.
So you were part of the git clone wars?
Ah the historian.
Could you give an example? "Star Wars: The Bug Fix"?
Commit messages of my personal projects are filled with just "fix". Life is too short to write a proper commit message
What The Commit provides a list of all-purpose messages to randomly select between. Would these be better?
🫣 $(rm -rvf .)
About what my coworkers do but even worse with stuff like "save" and "fix"
When there's a limit to the size of a commit message it does make it difficult to actually list all the changes, so sometimes this is all you can write.
I know in theory you're meant to commit little and often, but in practice it doesn't always work out that way.
Even if you have a big commit, you can always write something more descriptive than this. And commit messages can be huge, so the limit shouldn't be an excuse to write a useless message.
For those wondering how to exceed the 70 (80) recommended character limit and still follow best practices:
- Write the title on the first line, keep below 70 characters.
- Make two (2) newlines
- Write one or more descriptive paragraphs.
The first line will be shown as commit message, and the full text can usually be viewed by checking out the commit. Sentences can span multiple lines, but try to keep the line length below 70 characters for best readability.
This off the top of my head, so feel free to correct me if I've misremembered the best practices.
