Oopsie woopsie, the factowy made a big boomie boomie
Beautiful
Bring the war home to these cunts
Let me guess, fire caused by someone smoking a cigarette again?
Nah, "unlicensed pyrotechnic factory" this time
Good.
“Is unexpected fireworks for enjoyment of the people”
unannounced festivities
Special celebratory operation
TV News at my country claimed this was a factory that "made optics for the Russian military". Nice big optics explosion though
Well they did have to stuff all the smoke and mirrors inside the optics.
The smoke escaped this time.
Next time it will be an explosion of mirrors.
"After the blast, the governor in the region claimed that the factory was actually mainly manufacturing "pyrotechnics".[2]" from your link.
Do you ...
Admit your own military factory blew up due to a fuckup/enemy sabotage.
Or lie that it was actually something else to save face, like Russia has done for centuries?
Sure, or it was just a random semi-legal pyrotechnics production as there are probably plenty. I remember after the cold war some garbage cans on satellite images were claimed to be missile silos.
Edit: ha, wish I could find that 00th forum post with a random Google maps image and people arguing about some green squares on it. Nevertheless, this is true and the point is - not everything is a conspiracy theory and most importantly - Russia is much less organized than you might think.
Oopsie woopsie, the factowy made a big boomie boomie